Dawaganda- dawa' Ar.- Jehovah's Witnessing + Propaganda Eng. - hoaxes, gratuitous context-bereft quotes from dead white Europeans about the Greatness of Islam, photos of Allah's name inside of a watermelon, mentions of the origins of algebra to alikazaam to ward off Islam's inferiority complex, justifications of Muhammad's marriage to a nine year that focus on the West's misdeeds ("well you're no better Liar!!")- in short, all too much fluff to win the poor, lost, westoxified souls.

 

Islamspeak- Islam Ar.- Kiss Allah's Gluteus Maximus + -speak 1984- similar to dawaganda, but at a higher level of argumentation.  For example, "Death to Rushdie!  Death to Rushdie!  His magico-realism is an insult to the literary tradition!  His convoluted pastiche of the Orientalist dialogues of imperialism is as un-edifying as it is denigrating to the authentic voice of the romanticized and objectified 'Orient.' "   See xtianspeak.

 

Jahilooneytoonies- jahil Ar.- Ignorant + Looney Toons Wrnr Br.- "All Crazy and Stuff"- a sobriquet for the ignorant lunatics who after careful study of the One True Religion have dared not to take shahadah and ship off ASAP for the jihad in Chechnya.  Reminiscent of Almighty Allah's unending tendency to call disbelievers an assortment of unflattering terms.  Just like the Roadrunner cartoons, Allah will drop anvils on their heads on the Yawm-al-Qiyama, AKA Day of Animated Schadenfreude. 

 

Kufurous- k-f-r Ar. to cover, to disbelieve- an adjective to describe all the hideous practices of the disbelievers opposed to Islam, viz. a high rate of literacy, unprecedented standards of living, and an exponential expansion of scientific research.  Usage:  The President's new plan for education was utterly kufurous because it emphasized the secular three "R's" instead of the three "qafs" of Qur'an, Qur'an, and more Qur'an.

 

Libber-Fibber- the token Westernized Muslimah defense of Islam as being by all means a superior liberator of women.  Apparently, it derives its legitimacy from being testimonial, but since women's testimony isn't worth even 1/2 of a man's, we here at Freethought Mecca are forced by Allah's decree to deem it inadmissible :-).  

 

Mushrikteers- mushreek Ar.- Idolator + musketeer - those brave idol-worshiping (science, human rights, & more! :)  souls who have come together to fight with their pens for liberté, égalité, and the movie rights. 

 

Tawheedian Weltanschauung- tawheed Ar.- the Oneness of Allah + Weltanschauung Gr.-Worldview- We here at Freethoughtmecca aren't sure what it is precisely, but have the vague intimation that it involves the holistic harmonious oneness of majestic-glorious-supercalifrajilisticexpialadocious-divinity, the  very ground of existential being, the SINGLE source of hope for our future that Islam can enumerate....or more likely it represents the shallow Aufklärung of the academic goofball who devised it (McMuslim).  

   

Thoughtwa- Thought Eng. + Fatwa Ar.- referring to the novel approach taken by Islam of criminalizing unbelief, this is a subset of  fatwas, or rulings by 'ulema, that entail coercion of belief.  Deus vult!  

 
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