Divine Parroting

(No offense to Parrots)

I have long sought a simple test to distinguish the words of God from the words of man.  But now I know, thanks to a Mujaheed striving against troglodyte "ignorant intellectuals."  To formalize that breakthrough knowledge I've developed a new theorem:

The Parrot Theorem  

Given a canonical text > 300 pages, and a sucker who wants to memorize every letter, should the sucker indeed succeed, the text is straight from the Ancient of the Days!  Q.E.D.  Polly want a cracker for every proof of Islam that cracks one up with laughter.  

Excerpted (with Comments) from News from Bangladesh

Al-Quran and its authenticity

Mohiuddin Anwar

E mail : [email protected]

Recently few ignorant intellectuals are questioning the authenticity of the Holy Quran. Most of this intellectuals are non Muslims and hate Islam and some are ignorant Muslims.... 

With due respect ,I just want to ask those ignorant intellectuals

to take one simple challenge. If they can accept that challenge , please let me know in this column.

If that's "due respect", I'd like to see this guy's "dissing."  

There are hundreds of thousands of Muslim from the age of eight to eighty who memorized the complete quran and can recite this holy book without any stoppage. Most of these Hafiz(who memorized complete Quran) do not speak Arabic and do not even understand the meaning of Al- Quran, but did memorized this holy book in couple of years.

What a great boon for personal development- it inspires me to want to memorize the text of an Organic Chemistry book, without learning any Chemistry in the process.  

My understanding like millions of other believers in Islam that ,If this book was not Gods book it was impossible for human being to memorize such a large volume book.

Ugh...guys...I think you might want to get a better spokesman.  Otherwise Idiot Savants prove that my phone book is from Allah.  Which might explain the tedium of reading both from cover to cover...   

No other Religious book of any religion ever memorized by any human being and it can be challenged that even if they try to do so they won't succeed.

That's is simple answer to those ignorant intellectuals ,why Quran is Gods Gift to the entire mankind .. If the people of all religions try to understand and interpret the meaning of the Holy Quran I am sure they will agree that this holy book could not be possible for any individual or a group of individuals to write.

Well, now we know, Ma Bell is the mother of all believers.