CAMEL RUSTLING, SPONTANEOUS MUSICAL NUMBERS
ALADDIN AS-SAREEQ
Photo taken from Video footage of Baghdadi Commissary Holdup
| Aliases: Handyman, Footloose |
DESCRIPTION
| Date of Birth: | Era of Caliph Rasheed | Hair: | Brown |
| Place of Birth: | Syrian Trade Route | Eyes: | Brown |
| Height: | 5' 11" | Complexion: | Olive |
| Weight: | 150 lbs | Sex: | Male |
| Build: | Medium | Tribe: | Banu Disney |
| Occupations: | Thief, Singer | ||
| Remarks: | |||
| Scars and Marks: | Both of his hands, and a foot are missing. | ||
CAUTION
Aladdin is a deleterious stereotype,
CONSIDERED EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TO IMAGE OF Al-'Arab
Boycott Disney to send a clear message that the calumnious 1001 Nights should forever remain out of bounds for theatric adaptation. Not to mention the song numbers about the Islamic practice of amputation, which serve as bad P.R. for the ever "modern" and reasonable deen of Islam.
REWARD
You will get to enjoy an Afghanistan-like entertainment spectacle of amputation of Aladdin's one remaining foot, with fifty free tickets for admission and popcorn for your friends and family.
February 2000
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