I�ll tell you �two�s the perfect number�
And I�ll tell you I�ll call you later.
But I�ll leave you alone after a one-night slumber,
Maintaining my reputations as a true player.

I�ll apologize openly if I see you again,
But I�ll be lying in every way.
Everything I say will be in vain,
You are nothing to me but panty-less prey.

Let�s make love right here, right now�
And I�ll turn that frown upside down.