| 1) Quote any character's linefrom either the book or movie constantly 2) make up funny what-ifs (such as: what if Hobbits were musically inclined? I came up with the band Lil' Froddie and the SuperHobbits) 3) morph popular songs to LOTR themes (Like Elfheads: Oops I Killed an Orc Again) Find their homepage here:http://members.lycos.co.uk/greenleafgreenleaf/ 4) Beg mom to cook mushrooms just to have the excuse to bring up Hobbits at the dinner table 5) Watch everything and read everything having to do with LOTR or Tolkein 6) Dream about fighting Orcs alongside Aragorn, Legolas, and Frodo 7) Day-dream about what it would be like to be an elf warrior princess 8) Walk with a posture like Galadreil and speak softly and elegantly (big plus with chiropractors and English teachers lol) 9) Demand why Lembas is not being served at your favorite restraunt 10) Look at a carrot and think of Merry's "I think I've broken something" line 11) Go to the park and sit by a tree waiting for it to talk to you (My obsession has not yet evolved to this state) 12) Go outdoors and think of Legolas and write poetry 13) Look into your bathtub and expect to see "things that were, things that are, and things that have not yet come to pass" 14) Think that all orange/red marbles are the eye of Sauron, and all blue marbles Plantirs 15) Frequently wear a ring around a chain (I actually have a replica of the Ring of Power) 16) Try and open your front door using the password: Mellon 17) Ask if all drinks come in pints 18) Substitute cursing when things go wrong with "Fool of a Took" 19) Referr to Cockroaches as Orcs and squash them with a shrill cry (Die, Orc!, This is for Boromir!, Don't mess with Fellowship, etc.) 20) Take advertising or street signs and spot LOTR names in them (There's this street near my school known as Bark Dull Way, and I can't help but think of Barak-Dul) 21)I was in Chemistry and I was mixing some Methil Red with HCL. I asked my lab partner, "Hand me the Mythril Red please." I had to correct myself, luckily she wasn't a LOTR fan. 22)When studying for my Government test, I saw the state: New Hampshire, and I realized that if Frodo lived in the USA, he'd live in the state of New HampShire. Pretty funny, huh. My mind is pretty wacked, I know...but I love LOTR!!!!!! I am guilty of all these, unless stated otherwise. So, if you think I'm a big freak...I don't care, because I love LOTR! |
| Sign that I Am Obssessed With LOTR! Side Note: These are supposed to be funny...however, you may not get the joke if you are not a LOTR fan....lol..sry about that...hehe |
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