Lame Stuff I Sent to McSweeney's But Haven't Received a Response About Yet.

Names of Places in West Virginia That Would Appeal to Boys in the Third Grade   Arnolds Knob   Balls Gap   Beaver Lick Mountain   Big Ugly   Crum   Cucumber   Droop Mountain   Fort Gay   Fraziers Bottom   Hoohoo   Hookersville   Kanawha Head   Katy Lick   Layville   Long   Long Lick Run   Nutter Fort   Peewee   Red Warrior   Reamer   Superior Bottom Sent: May 22, 2005 Response: Rejected