My Lame Bio

Hangin' out with my homies: Jeremy pleads his case to Jeremy, while Jeremy reads about new programs offered by the Charleston Family YMCA. How y'all doin. So here's a little bit about myself: I was born and raised in Cortland, Ohio, a little town about 15 miles of Youngstown.  But when you ask me where I'm from, I'll say Youngstown.  Only Rand McNally knows where Cortland is, and he's a fictional character like Harvey the Rabbit and Al Sharpton. I graduated from Lakeview High School in 1998, went on to Ohio University, and graduated from there in 2002. I majored in Journalism and minored in film.  Basically, being a film minor gives you license to do two things: Bitch about movies that everyone else likes, and like movies that everyone else bitches about.  Since graduating, I've been living in Wild Wonderful West Virginia, first in Huntington and now in Charleston, working as a news producer for WSAZ NewsChannel 3.  I won an AP award for best producer last year, but I wasn't actually there to accept it, because, I didn't actually think I'd win.  I was home drinking a beer and celebrated-- by drinking another beer.  My job is great: I get to create a newscast every single day.  I'd estimate that to this point, I've got about 500 of them under my belt.  It is a thankless job.  Often times, you get none of the credit and all of the blame, which is like swerving your car to avoid a dog, and hitting a parked Datsun. I'm a hell of a hockey player, with a hell of record: I was the goaltender on a team, the 1997 Youngstown Daredevils, that went 0-27.  We played some of the best teams in the Cleveland area, and let me tell you, we weren't intimidated by any of them.  We let all of them kick our asses.  My finest hour, or my finest 36 minutes: I made 48 saves against Brooklyn, and we still lost 9-nothing.  But dammit, we held off the mercy rule! Under the bridge and dreaming: I'm on my West Virginia pilgrimage to the gorge. I also like to golf, although the best part of my game is my skill at driving the cart.   I'm good at sleeping and cooking things on the grill, but the more I think about it, I don't know anyone that's not good at sleeping and cooking things on the grill. I'm single, which means if your daughter is hot, I'm probably going to call her.  Multiple times.  Probably enough to make her rue the day when she met me.  And let me tell you ladies, despite the rumor that there's no money in the TV business, somehow, I manage to make six figures.  That Cavalier that I drive is just a front-- I don't want to flaunt my cash flow, y'all. Well that's just a little bit of the cheap aristocrat known as Jeremy.  Enjoy the rest of my lame website, and email me if ya want at [email protected].