Cruel and Unusual:
The Hangman's Daughter
It seems as if Heidi went running, bawling her eyes out all the way, to her partner-in-crime, Roberta, when she couldn't handle an e-mail I sent her---it was a very, very toned-down version of the first one that I decided not to send her, but no matter: Heidi just doesn't have the stomach for anything that might make her think:
Just received a copy of the email you felt compelled to send Heidi today. Read and re-read THIS email as often as you need to, in order to remind you of what happens when you tip toe in to territory you have no business going and start rambling on about things you have no business talking about and start bossing people around you have no business bossing around.
If you persist in emailing Heidi and regaling her with all sorts of unasked for psychotic advice that you really should start giving yourself-you WILL BE SORRY. I will track your butt ass ugly, train wrecked face, bag-a-bones ass down AGAIN and relentlessly terrorize your fucking life. You will wish you had never heard my name. Got it? And if you think for one minute you are safely tucked away in your mentally ill little brain and that I won't be able to find you-think again. I will get you, your site AND your CAT and NUKE all 3 of you and enjoy every second of it. Because make no mistake about it Jane, I LOVE tormenting you. I LOVED erasing your pathetic site. I nearly had an orgasm doing it.
So go ahead. Make my fucking day and keep pushing it. Keep emailing Heidi, keep yammering on and on about me to anyone who will listen and by all means keep that garbage on your site up about me and Jen-because I am nearing the end of my rope.
Roberta
Sad_Lisa
Roberta/Brenda
This is Constable Mary BRUNSWICK badge #348297, Toronto Police Service, Toronto Ontario. If you would like to confirm this call the Police number to speak with me. I have just read your email sent to sad_lisa. These notes are threatening and rude. Police have been called on this date. I am giving you a warning today not to be emailing her. If you do she will be giving us a phone call. We can trace anything on the internet. We will locate you and deal with the United States Police on this. Do not contact or email her again.
PC MARY BRUNSWICK
#348297
Toronto Police Service
I have tears running down my face I am laughing so hard. And I don't know what's funnier, that Lisa Schultz wastes the mounties time calling them to her house when she gets herself into trouble on the internet or that mounties have time to make worthless, empty and impossible threats to American citizens. Both are equally as humorous. I know for a fact that neither "United States Police" nor Canadian mounties have the resources or time to "trace" people on the internet over disputes between persons on the internet.
Constable, if you are reading this, please know that the girl you are dealing with is a deranged, mentally ill and unstable lunatic who loves Timothy McVeigh (Oklahoma City Bomber) and stalks and harrasses people who do not feel the same way she does. From time to time she pushes the wrong buttons and gets herself in to predicaments she can't handle and her immature recourse is to "call the police". If you want to waste your time dealing with her enemies online then so be it. But perhaps you should warn her to also stop emailing people unwarranted and threatening them. If need be I can forward you the emails from her-to me-in which she has threatened and harrassed me.
But I assume you don't want to be in the position of being an internet babysitter.
Have a great evening and please tell Ms Schultz that if she emails Brenda, Heidi, Roberta or anyone else who disagrees with her again and threatens to take her own life and blame the lot of us for it-WE will ALL be calling you and demanding that she be locked up in the nearest mental institution.
Thanks and have a GREAT night.
This is Roberta at her finest, as an angry sociopathic would-be murderer, and rabid cat-killer. I received a much longer and ultra-cruel version of this e-mail---it came as a huge file and has been forwarded to the Toronto police:
Dead Cat Walking
Hi there, Psycho. Let me tell you what I plan on doing to your beloved, ugly cat, Mr. Spock. Pay close attention, Lisa. I want you to get the full effect of the killing process. First, we pull out all his fur, little chunk by little chunk. When he cries out, I'll put my fist down his fucking throat and strangle the life out of the nasty little flea bag. But before he's completely dead, when he's all and sick looking, I will present him with a nice, steaming bowl of antifreeze. Know what that does to cats, you homely dyke? Cats start eating it, love the taste and before it knows fully what is going on, it kills him slowly, slowly, ever-so-slowly. God I'm laughing so hard I'm about to fall off my chair, Lisa. Mr. Spock will writhe and choke, scream and foam at the mouth. And if you think I am bluffing, fungus face, think again. I do NOT make empty threats.BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
