�Woman was God�s second mistake.� This fascinating quote from an unknown source outrages feminists upon first glance. How dare they call Woman a mistake? Without her, procreation would be impossible and the human race would be unable to survive! But one must remember that if Woman was the second mistake, it is implied that Man was God�s first mistake. Hence, we are ultimately saying that the creation of humankind was one colossal mistake. Many would argue against this, claiming that God loves people and created them to rule the Earth and its inhabitants. However, taking a closer look at the female and male races, one can find plenty of evidence to support this quote.

Women, God�s second mistake, are excessively analytical, irrational, and emotional. They are the neurotics of the two species, with complexes and phobias that have no firm basis and no known cure. Females make mountains of mere molehills. Women tend to also be very vulnerable, na�ve, and paranoid, and so they are incapable of adequately caring for themselves and their loved ones, and making good and sound decisions. Women are judgmental, deceptive, and fickle, which make them extremely difficult to befriend. Furthermore, they are petty, controlling, and argumentative, which make them even more difficult to live with. These qualities in women cause them to wreak havoc onto other people, especially the unfortunate men that must live and work with them, and ultimately leads to self-destruction.

Man, God�s first mistake, may be unfortunate at having to deal with Woman, but he is no better in character. Men are thickheaded, indecisive, and distracted; it takes a while for them to comprehend simple things and execute all decisions. They are also egotistical, competitive, and materialistic, which motivates them to go to great extents in order to obtain useless things or fight for unimportant victories. Men are somewhat barbaric, because they enjoy being unhygienic and impolite. Males tend to be overwhelmingly immature, stubborn, terse, and insensitive, which makes them difficult to deal with and speak to without wanting to throw a left hook or an uppercut their way. The fact that men are also extremely defective and faulty also affects relationships between men and women, causing them to be wholly dysfunctional.

Essentially, both Woman and Man were a huge mistake on God�s part. Yes, one can argue that God makes no mistake because he is perfection, but the very existence of Man and Woman obliterates that argument. Although no man fits all of the above characteristics and neither does a single woman, because they are stereotypes, both species are still faulty and in need of major reconstruction. However, the beauty of humankind lies in its imperfection, and the fact that despite all of these negative qualities, Man and Woman coexist beautifully. But, one question must be asked regarding the quote: If you are a fool for making the same mistake twice, then how do you explain God and Woman? FOOD FOR THOUGHT.