1. When someone gets injured, do not be negligent if it is your responsibility to care for the injured.
2. Violence and torture is okay as long as one party is enjoying it.
3. Follow your own rules, follow your own path. Think for yourself.
4. Conformity is Death.
5. The voices in your head are normal
6. Listen to the voices in your head.
7. Do not respond when other people are around.
8. Studying creates sloth.
9. When in doubt consult the coin.
10. When angry, destroy what made you angry.
11. People on a whole are stupid.
12. The really stupid should be shot.
13. Torture is an acceptable replacement for swift killing.
14. I am surrounded by fuckin� idiots.
15. Dante�s inferno is a classic, so is Animal House.
16. Indulge yourself as often as possible.
17. Fuck everyone else, worry about yourself because no one else will.
18. The ability to spell is genetic.
19. It�s those small abstract facts that you are going to remember when you are older, not physics formulas.
20. Communism and socialism are noble ideas but are impossible.
21. Anarchy will never last. It�s a horrible stupid idea. It�s a period of time between two governments. There will always be a leader, even to lead the revolution.
22. Poverty will always exist. You can�t save the world. You can�t feed the world. You can�t achieve world peace. It won�t happen, so stop being PC and stop wishing for it.
23. Sometimes the fuzzy cute animals die and you can�t do anything. Deal with it.
24. The cookie never crumbles in your favor.
25. Sexual gratification is necessary.
26. Apply sex to number two. Take it as you will.
27. Drugs are bad. If you need drugs to get through life, then you should just kill yourself. If you do drugs for recreation, find something better to do, because you are a pathetic loser.
28. Alcohol is a drug.
29. Sometimes when angry, you aren�t wholly responsible for your actions. The person/people who drove you to your current state are partially responsible.
30. Everything is okay in moderation.
31. You forget what you memorize. You never forget what you learn.
32. Always fuck with telemarketers.