words of wisdom quotes from famous people... or people who are not Us. or quotes we dont know who said. everything your parents hate everything the government fears and everything the church preaches against. enjoy. billie joe armstrong: practise makes perfect, but no ones perfect, so why pratice? don rickles: (to ernest borgnine) oh, my god, look at you! anybody else hurt in the accident?" i dont need to point out my best qualities... they stick out on their own andre dawson: (american footballer guy- on being a role modeI) i want all the kids to do what i do, to look up to me. i want all the kids to copulate me. if the heart is the strongest muscle in the body, why does it break so easily? chris carraba: this song is called rapid hope loss. its about losing hope. rapidly. chris again: this song... is about a girl... i dont like anymore. jello biafra: ...and if it offends you, just dont listen to it. matt skiba: dont worry, i dont see our band getting any happier. andrew from soco: i rock, i drink beer! beer! woman from 'holidays from hell 1999: i was quite shocked to find my son had to sleep in a drawer nerf herder (shes a sleestak): ich darf nicht essen die toten katzen, ich darf nicht trinken die blute aus der hamstern hes got it wrong but its meant to say 'i must not eat dead cats, i must not drink hampsters blood' alsana (in 'white teeth' by zadie smith): getting anything out of my husband is like trying to squeeze out water when your stoned. white teeth by zadie smith: irie tried to concentrate on oscar, now creating an ouroboros from a big pink elephant bu stuffing the trunk into its own rear end.' on a comic strip i saw: 'for the last time! theres no monster under your bed. it's just an angry-looking man. on instructions to a video game: walking will be impaired if legs are detached (very) small print � 2002 wiggy - all rights reserved send abuse | explorer users: bookmark me =) |