updated regularly when i'm pissed off. not in any order or anything but
dislikes:
1. raisins. theyre evil. and taste yuk.
2. narrow-minded people theyre also evil. and wouldprobably taste yuk too.
3. britney spears cuz she has little talent and everyone still adores her...
4. muggers cuz people have tried to mug me numerous times and a couple of my friends have been attacked for their money and phones and stuff
5. when birds crap on you cuz no one likes being crapped on.
6. really smart people they make me feel stupid.
7. people who add you to their msn to ask if you want to cyber then stop talking when you say 'no'
8. exams cuz i always fail them
9. recorders have you ever heard a good sounding recorder?
10. war obvious one this
11. stepping in dog shit esp. when youre wearing trainers with grooves on the sole and you have to scrap out the shit with a stick or something..
12. tidying my room its a losing battle
13. when your leg goes numb cuz youve been sitting on it for too long. ouch
14. people who make unhelpful comments like 'oh youve cut your hair!' when i know perfectly well ive had my hair cut
15. perverted old men ive had a 45 year old ask me out. im 16 damnit!
16. people who make forced conversation by saying 'so....' and expect you to say something back
17. george bush. hes a terrible president.
18. emoticons on msn theyre really ugly and fake and mank and really really cheesy!
19. people who point to their watch when asking the time. do you point to your crotch when asking where the toilets are?
20. slow computers. cuz i own one.
21. old men who dribble i know its not their fault but its still rank.
22. packets of crisps which are only half full so you buy them thinking 'wow thats a big bag of crisps!' and its only filled up to like, a third of the packet. grrr.
23. people who stare at you on the tube and its really obvious they are but they dont care. cuz its rude.
24. when you sharpen your pencil and the lead keeps breaking so you keep sharpening til its a weeny stump of a pencil.
25. my spacebar on my keyboard cuz half of its broken so istringmywordstogether sometimes when i cant be bothered to fix it.
26. people who comment on how weird i look within earshot. thats also rude.
27. pedal pushers need i actually say something here?
28. waking up it hurts my brain, and its horrible getting out of a nice warm bed to go to school. im not a nice person in the mornings.
29. when people poke me in the ribs. this happens a lot. its because im severely ticklish and people find it highly amusing when they give me a poke and i go 'yip!' or 'meep!'... its mean.
30. hangovers. its like a 'anal cunt' gig in my skull.
31. gym/cycling shorts. ergh.
32. *really* stuid people. iknow im quite thick but some people make me want to pinch them really hard sometimes.
33. when the lids come off my prisma markers and they all dry up.
34. when you get grapefruit juice i nyour eye. it happens too often.
35. whatevers making porn pop-ups on my computer. my mum thinks im a sex crazed maniac. who likes farmyard porn.
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