once upon a time, kelly and wiggy were sitting in starbucks staring across the street at the bank on the corner. 'i wonder what HSBC stands for...' mused wiggy, sipping at her boysenberry and raspberry smoothie.

uh... yeh so we made a list of what we reckon it stands for



1. he shaves behind cars
2. hefty shagging brings crabs
3. horses shampoo before clensing
4. help! sick buggers coming
5. halt! shite bank closed
6. hope should bring cash
7. hungry schoolkids bum cigerettes
8. help schools buy crack
9. heavy sheep bring carnage
10. horny sheep bum bows
11. her shampoo burns clothes
12. herpes should be contagious
13. happy school boys cum!
14. have some blokes cum
15. hannah smells badly condensed
16. he sucks badger cock
17. he shows butt crack
18. hairy squidgy barbers cunt (compliments of mim... yuk i know)


any more ideas?? email me suggestions!




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