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Author:  Roger Sandhu at FM-FS21
Date:    12/4/97  5:24 PM
Priority: Normal
TO: Rachelle Sandhu
Subject: Weekly report for week ending 12/6/97
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     this is my report, the week was filled with innudating pieces of crap 
     floating around like fat turds in a bowl, but the bowl was blocked by 
     people flushing toilet seat covers down under and so each new person 
     added new turds and water to the pot and so when i took position on the 
     seat the hair on my balls were swimming in the water, which meant that 
     i had to deposit my fat humungous turds in the water filled bowl very 
     softly, without an excessive splash, which would have caused both the 
     water and turd to accquaintance themselves with my ass-hole.  which 
     although not all that calamitious is not all that pretty to behold.  
     that's the only part of the week worth mentioning in this report and 
     any further toilet experiences of mine which are exciting will be duly 
     forwarded to you.  Yours turdly Gwyneth Sandhu.