Just to give you an idea of what dating life is like in June 2004.
This is an email I received from a guy who I went out with ONE TIME from June date-No
worries, I am definitely sending him a money order- not a check with my home address
on it!! Calgon, take me away!!
Subject: Invoice 6/12/04
Date: Sat, 12 Jun 2004 17:15:59 EDT
Dear Dana:
On June 5, you agreed to accept dinner, paid for in full, by me, based on your stated
offer that we would go out again. In that you have ignored all overtures to said
follow up meeting, you are hereby considered in breach of contract. To that end, you
are being invoiced for 50% of the cost of the dinner, pursuant to the offer. For the
record, the offer presented you with the option of not going out again and paying for
half of the dinner, or going out again and not paying at all. You accepted these
terms, choosing to go out again, as stated above, but have since failed to deliver
your end of the agreement. In that this was merely a promise to meet, and not a
promise to marry, the agreement is binding under New York law and does not require a
written agreement (i.e. statute of frauds). Furthermore, this is absolutely not a
joke. Your share is 50% of $74.51 which is a total of $37.25. Payment in full is
expected within 30 days.
You may remit to:
Andrew Goldberg
720 Greenwich Street, #4d
NY NY 10012
Andrew Goldberg
720 Greenwich Street, #4d
NY NY 10012
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