quotes
Do My Face.
Everything happens for a reason
What the FarK? (wtf)
Shut the FArK up (stfu)
fARking Beelotch
"i'd say that in any given week , i probably do about 15 minutes actual work" - Peter Gibbons
Unless we're willing to nuke the entire middle east into a big glob of turban goo, we can't possibly take out every terrorist.
Sometimes it's not worth chewing off the leather restraints to get out of bed in the morning.
I never said I was in the business of ethics.
For the eleventeenth time, i'm sorry, i didn't know she was your girlfriend.
depression is just anger without motivation
Hey... let's go back to my place and play **touch football**
BrainWorms
Weeeeeee!!!
Giraffes go like this... etc.
Shibby
Never turn down a free sample
If you want to know something, all you have to do is ask.
If you know where to look, all the answers can be found in the stars.
Remember that poetry should always rhyme, unless there's a reason for it not to.
And now for something completely different - John Cleese
Meow. - Linny
"Carnies built this country...The carnival part of it anyway."- Homer Simpson
once bread has become toast, it can never go back again.
"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti"- Hannibal Lector
Putting the "Fun" back in Funeral...
I'll have ten McChickens
I'll have the McLlama Burger
cLick Here