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| last updated:. Wed. May 9th 2007 |
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| Burnt cat doesn't smell too good |
| Nate still ashamed for dating Molly West, Beth Bliley, Kim King, Julie Zelina, Michelle Swanson |
| Smith totally could have made out with Abner's chick if he wanted to |
| CONSTRUCTION DELAYED UNTIL MAY ON COLISEUM DEDICATED TO DOUG ROZYLE |
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| Last Thursday night, the Fairview Zoning Board voted unanimously to build a 250,000 square foot, $47,000,000 coliseum in the Boro. The project, expected to take 16 months, will be located adjacent to the Weislogel�s Shur Fine on Chestnut Street. Fairview Zoning chairman Mike Proctor was enthused that finally school age kids would have a place to fight after school. �Yah know, before I dropped out, it was extremely difficult to find a place to beat people up.� The Rozylium will feature stadium seating, a snack bar serving sugared beverages and tooth-rotting sweets, a fire pit for burning unsatisfactory progress reports and the entire venue will be smoker friendly. �I can�t stress enough how important it is for kids to start smoking during their teen years.� exclaimed neighbor Bud Monchello. |
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| Loud Drunk Girl Gets A Job At Haggerty's |
| MICHELLE YUHAS READY FOR BEACH SEASON!!! |
| THE "NEW THING" FOR 2007 ....TOE-KING!!! |
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| Originally referred to as "Foot Smoking" Toe-King has caught on like wildfire across Northwest Pennsylvania. |
| "CHEESIEST COUPLE EVER" SETS WEDDING DATE FOR JUNE '08 |
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| The Boro News is proud to announce the engagement of Nathan Dewitt Kamholz and uh...Deb. Our crack team of reporters couldn't unearth her middle name, last name and we're not ever sure that Deb is her first name. The two already have a dog together and are looking for a DVD copy of Roadhouse to purchase. |
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| Gannon University co-ed Angela Lober felt violated and "visually penetrated" at Tops Market by fellow shopper Mike Dropcho. |
| COLEGE FRESHMAN REGRETS WEARING LOW CUT SHIRT TO THE GROCERY STORE |
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| Ehh...I'm getting tired of this shit. This could be the last issue. -Smith |
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| WAHHH HOOOOO!!!!! Alice hates the 3 Daves |