Poems from Nancy Book Continued...

By Tom Miller

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how to fuck a hot fraternity boy

if you’re gay and he’s not

 

 

you’ll need beer

marijuana

a 1970s porno with

absolutely no condoms in it

and a sedative.

 

open a beer and

put the sedative in it.

do this about an hour

before the planned

fucking.

 

next

place the porno

into your video player

and tune the television

to channel three but

don’t turn it on

yet.

 

go out to a nightclub

and find the hottest

fraternity boy you can

who’s alone and drunk.

 

then say the following:

"hey, man.

do you know where

I can get some marijuana?"

 

he’ll reply,

"no, but I wish I had some."

 

and then you say,

"I was just

jerking your chain.

I have some in my car.

want to get high?"

 

 

he’ll say,

"right on!"

take him to your car

 

open the ash tray

and say,

"shit. all out.

fuck."

 

he’ll reply,

"man, that sucks."

 

you say,

"I’ve got a bunch of pot

at my house. I just live

a few blocks away. Feel

like a ride?"

 

he’ll say,

"let’s ride."

 

drive him to your house

and invite him in.

he’ll go.

 

have him sit

on one side of your couch.

you sit on the other.

 

ask him if

he wants a beer.

he’ll say,

"sure, man."

 

get him the one with the sedative.

 

begin rolling a joint

and then spark it up.

pass the joint to him.

 

he’ll smoke some.

 

when he passes it

back to you

pretend to inhale

then pass it back.

 

get up and

go to the television

and say this:

 

"I’ll turn on the

television while

we’re getting stoned."

 

turn on the TV

and the porno.

back away from the

TV and say,

 

"oh, shit.

I didn’t mean to

leave that in there.

shit."

 

if he’s like

every hot fraternity boy

I’ve ever met, he’ll say,

 

"it’s cool. Leave it on

for a second."

 

sit down next to him

on the couch and

ask him if it’s hot in here

 

keep him smoking

and drinking and keep

asking him if it’s hot

 

rub your cock and say,

"there were some

chicks out tonight that

I wanted to fuck so bad."

 

he’ll say,

"yeah, me too."

 

say,

"I’m so fucking horny.

you horny?"

 

he’ll say,

"yeah. hell yeah."

 

say it’s okay

if he wants to jack off.

 

he’ll probably say,

"oh man, I don’t know

about that."

 

you reply,

"I don’t mind.

I’m going to."

 

he’ll say,

"whatever, man."

 

pull out your cock

and begin to jack off.

 

he’ll pull his out

in two minutes,

sometimes three,

 

depending on the

quality of the porno

and the dope.

 

when he pulls it out,

lean over and suck it.

 

he won’t object.

 

if he’s especially straight

he’ll probably suggest

you fuck him.

 

do so.

 

after you cum,

say, "I’ve never

done that before."

 

he’ll say,

"yeah, me neither.

I think I should go

back to the club."

 

take him

back to the bar

 

and then leave.

 

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