ferret dick

 

 

once upon a time there lived

a man who had no cock

and he did go a searching

for to find himself a rock

or a sock or ball of snow perhaps

to stuff into his pants

so the ladies then would court him

for his giant male branch

but the snow was far too cold for him

the sock too foul and stinky

and the rock too brittle for his tender

flesh where was no winkie

so he settled on a baby duck

who wandered by the lake

he got it quick and stuffed it down

and now his dick was fake

it moved as if alive with lust

and did look quite authentic

the only problem was the quacking

coming from his duckdick

he beat his fists upon it and the

quacking soon did stop

but now through his white cotton pants

the blood came out in glops

and so it seemed a baby duck

was just not going to work

he would have to find another

thing to stuff down in his trousers

so he tried a ferret and the ferret didn't care

in fact it was so warm down there

it hybernated like a bear

and when our hero got to finally

dance with a fine lass

she reached down to feel his girth

and also feel his ass

she felt a long and slender thing

go half way down his leg

and when it crawled down in his shoe

she did begin to beg

my goodness sir please take me now

that thing is so ungodly

never have i seen a man

with-a-prick-half-the-size-of-his-body

he took her to the bedroom and he

pulled his trousers off

the ferret ran beneath her dress

and bit her clit and then her chest

and if you can not guess the rest

they never did get off

 

 

-- miller