cock poem

 

 

this is a poem

about my cock

 

often times it's

hard as a rock

 

and what to do

when it's in this state

 

is very much

a topic of debate

 

i could put my dick

in a bucket of jello

 

or in some willing

lady or fellow

 

or perhaps beat it off

with a fist full of lube

 

or put my cock

in an inner tube

 

sometimes a water

melon will do

 

sometimes a christian

sometimes a jew

 

if necessary i'll

suck it myself

 

but the best place to put it

is inside an elf

 

elves and midgets are

fun to fuck

 

but most of them bite and

none of them suck

 

one time i put my hard

dick in a bison

 

but later i learned i had

contracted lice-en

 

one time i stuck my cock

inside a frog

 

and his neck pouch expanded

until it was clogged

 

one time i fucked an

inflatable doll

 

but her pussy came out and

so did her balls

 

then there was the time i

fucked a gazelle

 

the thing could give head but

boy did it smell

 

i went to the ocean and

got me some whale

 

but the beast came so much

that i barfed on its tail

 

one time i conquered a

slow moving snail

 

it wasn't much fun but

i loved its lube trail

 

when i fucked a gerbil

up its tiny ass

 

the fit was so tight that i

farted with gas

 

it's good to fuck anything that you wish

just stay away from decomposing fish

 

 

 

-- miller