poems by tom miller

if my dog was elizabeth taylor

if my dog was elizabeth taylor

she would smell like perfume

instead of dog shit

if my dog was elizabeth taylor

she would piss on the trees

if my dog was elizabeth taylor

her mouth would be cleaner than mine

if my dog was elizabeth taylor

she would sniff your butt

if my dog was elizabeth taylor

you could put peanut butter on your winkie

and let her lick it off

if my dog was elizabeth taylor

she would have no acting skills

if my dog was elizabeth taylor

she would be lazy and lie around all day

if my dog was elizabeth taylor

she would be sick all the time

hey, wait a minute

my dog IS elizabeth taylor!