by tom miller

The Incredible Fuckable Sheep
A Commercial

 

 

Friends, are you living a life of boredom? Nothing to do on a Saturday night? Did your girlfriend dump you for another man, or maybe even a woman? Don’t let it get you down, because…

 

NEW! From Gronko Plastic Factory, it’s The Incredible Fuckable Sheep!

 

All day, all night, The Incredible Fuckable Sheep will never get tired of you, and you’ll never get tired of it. Just blow it up and fuck it. Comes with our patented form fitting pulsating greek feature. The first one-hundred callers will get the optional "SheepSpeak" 2000 option at no additional charge. Just pull the String and listen to one of three Fuckable Sheep phrases:

 

BAAA! (I love you.)

BAAA! (Fuck that hot ass.)

BAAA! (Ow. You’re… hurting me.)

 

Call 1-800-Sheep-Dip. That’s 1-800-Sheep-Dip. Operators are standing by.

 

SONG:

 

When you’re feeling sad and blue

There is something you can do

Get your sheep and then inflate it

Watch your cock as the sheep fellates it.

 

The Incredible Fuckable Sheep!