(Chucky's Revenge... THE BEGINNING)
Here it is, my revenge. I have waited long moments for this, i have waited long enough to take it out on other people. It has it's perks... and it's consequences...
The Categories
T-Stunt No. 1 24 February 2004
Props: Sign, Window, Button, Malteser's.
Participants: Fat-Fucker, Bitch-Basher
Picture this scene. You are on a bus and have just dropped someone off at their stop which is about 50m away from a sign, a BIG sign. Your bus driver (Bitch-Basher) doesn't swerve out back onto the main road to get us to school but keeps on the parking lane to run a red light. Now remember that sign I was talking about earlier? We hit it. It scratched Three, THREE sets of windows and smashes the FOURTH right behind you until your homicidal maniac of a bus driver stops. She gets out of the bus and tries to inspect the hole in her window. What would you do? This is what I did...
After Bitch-Basher got out of the bus I went to put some rubbish in the bin. With Bitch-Basher not in her seat I sat down to finish off my Malteser's... the chair was comfortable. well it would have to be to sit on it for about 5 hours a day driving school-kids around. Anyway, I looked down at the console and saw the array if buttons before me. Then one caught my plastic eye and threw it back to me...
CLOSE DOOR.
I flicked the switch and watched the doors automatically shut, keeping me in the bus and Bitch-Basher out. I heard cheers and a really annoying voice I hear every day on my way to school, "CHUCKY!!! Open that door right NOW!" She had her head through the hole in the window and screaming at me. The only reason the door opened again was because this little kid, ONE of my school principals snitch, named Fat Fucker (See Guest Stars For More Information on All Our Guests And Their Real Names) flicked the switch through a gap I'm surprised his fat little leg-of-ham of an arm could fit through. Bitch-Basher came back into the bus, yelled at me a little and kicked my sorry little arse off the bus and made me walk the rest of the way to school. Stupid Bitch.
Freddy's Evaluation:
You saw the opportunity and you took it. That's the kind of thinking that gets Mansell doing all these crazy stunts. (For more information about J. Mansell stay tuned.) If I did that my bus driver would kick me off, no kidding. Just because I threw a bit of plastic and a blood plum at some guy, I'm suddenly on the "slip up again and you're off" list with Mansell. If that happens I will walk home singing "It's the End of the World As We Know it" in Luigi fashion.
Chucky's Thoughts: Yeah, that would be terrible! For more information on our participants, check out our Guest Stars page to find them all. A page on us (Chucky and Freddy) will be up soon, so stay tuned!
S-Stunt No.1 December 12 2003
Props: Chair-Leg.
Participants: Shit-Scared Drivers, Freddy, Mansell.
"I'm Bored!", have you ever thought that? Well I can tell you that I have, many a time. Every Friday I have a free period, 55 minutes of nothing to do until my bus gets there. As you might've read in Freddy's Journal, it gets really boring and you start doing stupid things. Well, they're not really stupid, just not the normal thing to do...
Mansell had a leg off a chair that broke in class. It had a sharp edge on one end (the broken edge) and the other was covered. There wasn't much fun in it except what was in our minds... then a thought occurred to me. What would other people do if they thought a metal pole was gonna fly at their cars, lets find out.
Mansell, Freddy and me were standing on the footpath and waiting for some cars to drive past. 10 minutes later we see a car in the distance coming down the road. Description, old guy who probably can only see past his bonnet (clearly). I get Freddy to give me pole and wait for the old fart to get near. He drives past and I swing the pole. He obviously thought I was gonna let go, I wasn't, seriously. Well, the old fart saw me and swerved away fro me and almost hit the curb, funny? Well wait for this next guy. He was driving along with a cigarette alight in his mouth. I swung the pole again and he was scared shitless, spitting his cigarette into his lap, probably burning his manhood.
Freddy's Evaluation:
Chucky's Thoughts: Well, who the fuck would think a school-Kid is gonna throw a pole at them. Stupid bastards, A bit like you Freddy.
H-Stunt No.1 March 6 2004
Props: Cap-Gun, Caps, Fire-Crackers, Broken Ceiling.
Participants: Giant-Asshole, Giant-Asshole's Friends.
Home is one of the worst inventions ever! You have no fun unless there is someone else there. But you can make the most of what you have. Hahahaaa...
My older brother can be one of the biggest assholes in the world when he wants to. One time when Old-Friend was over he bought a poster of the Powerpuff-Girls and hung it next to my bed and circled the green one. Well, I can be an asshole too.
It was New Years Eve and he had about 7 or 8 friends over and they were pissed as. They couldn't tell if our cat was a bunny rabbit. They were in an old hall down the road from my house. I climbed the ladder outside (the one to go down from the Fire Escape) and put down a Fire-Cracker. It had a slow-burning sulphur fuse so I had time. I walked inside with an empty cap-gun and kicked the door shut. They all turned around and Giant-Asshole said what he always said.
"What the fuck do you want?" And i just stood there. Then I raised the cap-gun and pulled the trigger. Nothing happened except for the click of the cap-gun. Then the fire-cracker went off. A piece of the roof crumbled and fell next to me (nice positioning, huh). They all ran out, shit-scared, and ran up to my house.
Freddy's Evaluation:
Chucky's Thoughts: Wasn't Me!