This test was adapted without permission from the "Are you
a Rowing Geek Test." I don't think they'll mind.
Note: If more than one answer applies to you, then you have to
total all the points for that question.
1) How long have you been skydiving?
a) less than 1 year 0 points
b) 1-2 years 1 point
c) 3-5 years 2 points
d) 5-10 years 3 points
e) I invented it 4 points
2) Have you ever spent the whole weekend at the DZ (Friday to Monday) ?
a) Yes 3 points
b) No 0 points
3) How many copies of PARACHUTIST (or similar) have you got ?
a) None 0 points
b) One, and it's out of date 1 point
c) Several years worth 2 points
d) The last 25 years, all arranged in order 4 points
4) Have you ever turned down a date to go skydiving?
a) Yes 4 points
b) No 0 points
5) Have you ever:
a) Been out with another skydiver? 1 point
b) Been to bed with another skydiver? 2 points
c) Co-habited with another skydiver? 3 points
d) Married another skydiver? 4 points
6) Does your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend ever say
that you spend too much time skydiving?
a) Never 0 points
b) Occasionally 1 point
c) Often 2 points
d) Spouse?!! What spouse? 4 points
7) Have you ever volunteered or worked at the DZ?
a) No 0 points
b) Once or twice (Video Photography, coach, etc) 1 point
c) Regularly volunteer, or work part time 2 points
d) Work at the DZ full time 4 points
e) "I've been running the DZ for the last 10 years
because no one else is capable of doing it
properly " 5 points
8) Have you got any friends not connected with skydiving?
a) Yes 0 points
b) No 4 points
9) Do you own :
a) A rig? 2 points
b) A backup rig? 3 points
c) Your own rigging loft? 4 points
d) Your own jump plane? 5 points
10) Do you own a video of:
a) Yourself skydiving? 1 point
b) The World Championships? 2 points
c) Yourself at the World Championships? 4 points
d) Yourself winning the World Championships? 5 points