| dREAMS |
| MYSTERY MANr: I had a scary dream freakyniece: LOL freakyniece: airplanes in it? MYSTERY MANr: yeah MYSTERY MAN: and comets freakyniece: LOL freakyniece: oh my MYSTERY MAN: you were in it too freakyniece: doing what? MYSTERY MANr: anal freakyniece: moving sprinklers? MYSTERY MAN: yes freakyniece: heehee MYSTERY MANr: so this comet comes out of the sky and hits a jet MYSTERY MANr: and th jet lands on my house MYSTERY MANr: then I start freaking out and crying freakyniece: LOL freakyniece: oh bummer MYSTERY MANr: so you tie me up and make me your bitch boy freakyniece: hahahaha freakyniece: did I make u say you like it? MYSTERY MANr: yeah and you were slapping me MYSTERY MAN: and you had these little toy airplanes freakyniece: in the face? MYSTERY MANr: and you kept flying them around me going "zoooom zooooom" freakyniece: like the thin wooden ones MYSTERY MAN: yeah in the face MYSTERY MAN: yeah little toy planes MYSTERY MAN: and there was smoke outside MYSTERY MAN: so you're slapping me MYSTERY MAN: and this pilot comes into the house saying he wants anal before he dies MYSTERY MAN: he was bloody and stuff MYSTERY MAN: so he drops his pants and has a propeller on his cock freakyniece: HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA MYSTERY MAN: then he flies over and starts giving it to you freakyniece: was he saying zooom zooom MYSTERY MAN: he had this radio MYSTERY MAN: he was all 'we're going down! we're about to hit bottom!" MYSTERY MAN: then he hit it MYSTERY MAN: then he died MYSTERY MAN: and you were wearing these plastic spock ears freakyniece: hahahahhaha MYSTERY MAN: and lectured me on comets freakyniece: u funny fuck freakyniece: a comet lecture? MYSTERY MAN: you were like "comets are a natural phenomenon, jim' freakyniece: lol@jim MYSTERY MAN: you were all cold and unemotional MYSTERY MAN: and told me there were no teddy bears on the Enterprise MYSTERY MAN: and that there wasn't room for me anyway freakyniece: and? MYSTERY MAN: then jesus came MYSTERY MAN: it was armageddon MYSTERY MAN: and JONI was with him freakyniece: ur so stupidddddd freakyniece: LOL MYSTERY MAN: then I really started freaking MYSTERY MAN: and he was all "you're going to hell for not working" MYSTERY MAN: and he was in a new car that looked just like JONI'S freakyniece: HAHAHAHHAHAAH MYSTERY MAN: and a mexican mariachi band was crammed into the back playing trumpets MYSTERY MAN: and then all these snakes came out of the ground and were wriggling around my feet MYSTERY MAN: and I fell through the earth freakyniece: like indiana jones? MYSTERY MAN: kinda MYSTERY MAN: and I could hear Satan laughing MYSTERY MAN: and you were there laughing too freakyniece: like on southpark?? MYSTERY MAN: sorta MYSTERY MAN: and then when I got to hell, you guys were all 'we were just fucking with you" MYSTERY MAN: and all these sinners started to laugh MYSTERY MAN: so I felt a little better MYSTERY MAN: that pilot guy was there too freakyniece: with the propeller? MYSTERY MAN: yeah MYSTERY MAN: he was flying around and shit: MYSTERY MAN: and comets were hitting the center of the earth freakyniece: ok ok ok freakyniece: I think your making shit up now MYSTERY MAN: yeah MYSTERY MAN: I woke up after JONI drove off with jesus MYSTERY MANr: kinda relieved MYSTERY MAN: but still sort of shaken freakyniece: LOL freakyniece: jonii drove off with jesus..hahahha MYSTERY MAN: but all that other stuff I thought about during my morning wank freakyniece: LOL MYSTERY MAN: I'm all tired freakyniece: u made me tired MYSTERY MAN: I might nap later freakyniece: I think i will too |
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| "STUPID COPS" Sitting at a friends house one day, just hanging out. Another friend of hers was there . Still dont know why, but out of the blue the girl says ,(in a real high pitched, whiney voice),"stupiuuupid cops, if it wasnt for stuuupid cops we could get high all the time...stuuuuupid cops". we all just looked at each other. |
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| Cherry, I love u man. |
| Cherry's a dreamer and one day all of his dreams will come true. |