Elijah snuck out of his van in the middle of the night. He stayed low as he half-ran between the vans. That was not really necessary, as he wasn�t tall after all, but it felt like the right thing to do. You always see that, y�know.
He was on his way to the Hobbiton set, where he wanted to prepare his plan. He had almost made it, when he bumped into a solid body. He groaned, rubbing his head, sitting on the ground.
"Lij?" a familiar voice asked.
"Dominic Monaghan. What the hell are you doing here in the middle of the night."
"Might as well ask you. And don�t give me crap like you�re wanting to visit a certain someone because I know she�s not there."
Elijah gave him a dark look, and clasped his hands around his knees. Dom looked at him expectingly. Lij weighed the secrecy of his plan against the rumour Dom would be spreading about him walking around on the sets in the middle of the night. The rumour won.
"Alright, alright. Let me show you something."
Lij got up and led his friend over the hills of the Shire. "There, under the tree" he pointed.
Dominic frowned, but walked towards the infamous tree of Bilbo Baggins� b-day party and stared for a while.
"Elijah!" he exclaimed softly, sounding excited nonetheless. "That�s just great! What a fab idea! Please, let me help you with it all!"
Lij grinned. "Sure. But it�s a secret, y�know."
"I understand now. Cool man! What can I do to help?" Orlando never sleeps. This is a sure fact, and will be confirmed by countless sources, with great regret, usually. After having woke up the most of the cast two hours before, he was doing some undefined stuff on the grass outside his van, when he suddenly spotted two figures sneaking back to their vans. He frowned and went after them in Elf-like silence.
"Monaghan and Wood!" he whispered to himself, when he recognized them. "What the hell are they doing out here now? I have the only right to do that."
He saw the both of them disappearing in Elijah�s van. "Right, I don�t trust this anymore" he announced and raised himself from the bushes where he had been hiding. "I�m going in."
"In where?"
Orlando turned around with impossible speed and looked down on Sean and Billy.
"Oh god" he said with feigned annoyance. "Then you think you�ve seen it all."
Billy and Sean put on the same frown. "Tell us about it, Bloom" Sean said calmly.
"I saw Monaghan and Wood disappearing together." He waited a bit for the effect, before he continued: "Together, in one van."
"Is that all?" Billy murmured. "I truly feel a deep hurt, I must say."
Sean hit him. "Cut the Scottiness out now" he told him and Billy rubbed his head aggrieved, muttering some vile words under his breath.
"Well then, let�s get in there" Sean agreed with Orlando.
After barging in and ruining a undoubtedly expensive door, they all crawled over Lij�s floor, that was scattered with CD�s, magazines and further junk.
"What the hell are you guys doing here?" Dom asked, towering over them.
"Nothing, just a late-night visit, as everyone seems to love so much around here" Billy replied, brushing off his clothes, which earned him four dark looks.
"Stop being so Scottish!" they all yelled at the same time, and Billy put his hands up in defeat.
"I will not out another word" he said.
"Good, then these two can tell us what�s going on here" Sean said, placing his hands on his hips.
Dom and Lij gave eachother a long glance, before they shrugged and started to spill the plan.
Not much later, Four Hobbies and an Elf Party Organisations was officially in business.

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