Lyrics

Birthday Song from Operation: C.A.K.E.D. and C.A.K.E.D.-T.W.O.

Happy birthday
It's your birthday
Happy birthday
Not our birthday
Happy birthday
Hip hip hooray

Repeat

Pirate Chant from Operation: P.I.R.A.T.E.

Candy, candy, take their candy
Take their candy, take it all
Candy, candy, take their candy
Down to the last sourball
Candy, candy...

Rainbow Monkey song from Operation: O.F.F.I.C.E., R.A.I.N.B.O.W.S., M.O.V.I.E., S.L.U.M.B.E.R., and K.A.S.T.L.E.

Verse 1 (from O.F.F.I.C.E., R.A.I.N.B.O.W.S., M.O.V.I.E., S.L.U.M.B.E.R.)

Rainbow monkeys, rainbow monkeys
Oh, so very round and super chunky
Bringing love wherever they go
Everyone's made of a big rainbow!*

Oh, red and orange
and pink and blue

Rainbow monkeys, rainbow monkeys
We love you!

Verse 2 (from K.A.S.T.L.E.)

Rainbow monkeys, rainbow monkeys
There's wedding bells now and that's so lovely
Filled with love the rest of their life
They'll be monkey man and rainbow wife!

Oh, red and yellow
and green and blue

Rainbow monkeys, rainbow monkeys
Say I do!

* Could be either "everyone" as in "everybody" or "every one" as in "every one of the rainbow monkeys". I'm not sure which one it is.

Kids Next Door Fun Time Variety Hour song from Operation: C.A.B.L.E.-T.V.

We're the Kids Next Door and this is our show
We know you're gonna love it, so here we go.

Numbuh 1:
I'm Numbuh 1.
Let's have some fun...?

Numbuh 2:
I'm Numbuh 2.
We've got some cool things to do...?

Numbuh 3:
I'm Numbuh 3.
Will you play with me?

Numbuh 4:
I'm...Numbuh...4...
And I can't take it anymore!!

My Little Charlene from Operation: P.I.A.N.O.

Ohhhh! My little Charlene
The sweetest durn girl I've ever done seen.
Well she's not too purdy and her teeth ain't clean
But she's got quite a way of cookin' sardines.

Ohhhh! My little Charlene
The sweetest durn girl I've ever done seen.

Yabba dabba doodle daydle diddle daddle wee
Dibble dabble daddle dabble diddle daddle wey!

Ohhhh! My little Charlene
The nicest young gal this side of the coast.
Well she's got big ears and she's dumber than most
But I sure like the way that she butters my toast.

Yippee yi yay! Yippee diddle do! [Actually, it's "people do know" -Ika]
Yippee yi yay! Crackers and toast!
Hee diddle diddle daddle diddle daddle dee!

Numbuh 4's Victory Song from Operation: G.H.O.S.T.

Those stupid hamsters
I got the soda
Because they're so STUPID
And I'm so COOOOOOOL

Numbuh 3's Song for the Goods ("Boxy") from Operation: R.E.P.O.R.T.

We're the best best friends in the whole wide world
Just skipping along, eating fudgy fudge swirl.
We're dancing and singing, just boxy and me
Hugging and kissing and climbing a tree!

We're the best best friends in the universe
Having lots of fun solving the mummy's curse.
Just boxy and me, and we're digging up clams
Curling our hair and baking up hams!

We're the best best friends in all of the park
Just skipping along and singing and-- [DC:] WARK!!!

Numbuh 4's Song from Operation: B.E.A.C.H., R.O.B.B.E.R.S., H.U.G.S., T.R.I.C.K.Y.

Verse 1 (from B.E.A.C.H.)

Na na na na
Buried in the sand
Na na na na na
Buried in the sand

Verse 2 (from R.O.B.B.E.R.S.)

Ba da da da
Gonna go to school
Gunka gunka ga
Gonna be cool

Da da da da
Gonna go to school
Ba da da da da
Gonna be cool

I... did... my...
Spelling homework last ni~~ght!
Yeah!

Verse 3 (from H.U.G.S.)

Guh ya da da
I'm a monkey man
Guh ya guh guh guh
I'm a monkey man

Verse 4 (from T.R.I.C.K.Y.)

Na na na na na
Got a piece of candy
Na na na na
Got a piece of candy
Na na na na na

Na na na na na
Gettin' more candy
Na na na na na
Gonna ring a bell

Foodfight music from Operation: F.O.O.D.F.I.T.E.

I've got pork fat and gravy going through my veins.
I serve dead monkey pudding and platypus brains.
I'm Grandmother Stuffum!
Food: Grandmother Stuffum!
GS: I came to this school to feed you kids
And bake up pies with jellied squids.

Kids... must eat!
Kids... must eat!
Kids... must eat!
Kids... must eat!

Kids were not put on this earth to nibble.
Food: No-o!
GS: You all must be helpless and fat.
Food: Yeah-ah!
GS: That way, you can't get yourself in trouble...
Food: No-o!
GS: While Grandma gets to feed you curried rat!
I will... stop you...
with moose... fondue!
You will... chow on...
tuna... meltdown!
Eat it!
Scarf it!
Bite it!
Cram it!
Down it!
Chow it!
Want it!
Pig out!
I will make you... fatter!

I came to this school with my food
To conquer the young and the rude.
I'm Grandmother Stuffum.
Food: Grandmother Stuffum!
GS: You must eat now. Try my deep-fried boar.
But you just never listen, cursed Kids Next Door.

Kids... must eat!
Kids... must eat!
Kids... must eat!
Kids... must eat!

Kids were not put on this earth to nibble.
Food: No-o!
GS: You all must be helpless and fat.
Food: Yeah-ah!
GS: That way you can't get yourself in trouble.
Food: No-o!
GS: While Grandma gets to feed you toasted bat!
You can't... beat me!
You can't... toast me!
You won't... grill me!
You won't... poach me!
Cook me!
Stew me!
Boil me!
Fry me!
Baste me!
Broil me!
Roast me!
Bake me!
You'll just make me...

[Break]

Food: Slamwitch... [x6]
Slamwitch! [x6]

GS: Slamwitch comes and children scream
Made of brains and sour cream.
If kids won't eat his moldy bread,
Then Slamwitch eats you kids instead!
Slamwitch comes and you'll all cry.
Swats F-16's from the sky
And make you crave his drippy spinach.
Fall and worship giant slamwitch!
Food: Slamwitch! [x6]

GS: Schools of kids he has ate
And shall obliterate
The Kids Next Door and all their brothers
And all the misbehaving others
Who won't eat Gramma Stuffum's food
And now themselves are chomped and chewed.
But he who's made of skunks and dried veal
Longs to make you kids his next meal.

Jump inside his massive jaw
Amid the plaque and old coleslaw!
With this giant sandwich's pair of claws
On Kids Next Door he chomps and gnaws!
Slam-slamwitch!

Rotten kids or giant hamsters
Slamwitch eats them all with muenster!
Miserable, verminous, despicable rats
Will now make Slamwitch nice and fat.
Slamwitch, charge!
Slamwitch, fight!
Slamwitch, eat!
Slamwitch--ooh!

How dare you refuse my tasty monster?
Slamwitch will destroy you, hamster!
Before you jump into his gizzard,
Have a taste of candied lizard!
Slamwitch comes and he must eat.
He's made of cheese and poppy seed.
And if you crave to be his dinner,
Fall and worship Slamwitch winner!
Slamwitch? Why do you twitch?
My giant sandwich! Slamwitch!

Slamwitch!
KND: Joaquin!
GS: Slamwitch! Slamwitch!
KND: Joaquin!
GS: Slamwitch?
KND: Joaquin!!

Numbuh 2: Ugh, I'm glad that's over.

Chicken Fingers Performance from Operation: N.U.G.G.E.T.

Numbuh 3:
Some girls are real demure
They'll ask you out for tea

Mushi:
Some girls are just as friendly
Nice as they can be

Lizzie:
Some girls don't care 'bout chicken,
But those girls ain't me!

All:
Give us your... chicken nuggets!
We want a six-piece meal!
Give us your... chicken nuggets!

Lizzie:
And what you ain't got, babe, you better steal!

Numbuh 3 & Mushi:
You can save your diamonds,
Save your jewels and pearls

Lizzie:
They might be fine, yeah
For those other girls
But I'll only hug it [Mushi & 3: OOH!]
If it's a nugget [Mushi & 3: AH!]
So come on, lug it to my door! [Mushi & 3: How're you feeling now?]

All:
Give us your... chicken nuggets!
Crispy and crunchy, yeah!
Give us your... chicken nuggets!

Lizzie:
You'll get them for me
I got a hunch. Yeaaaaah!

Ending Song

5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
Kids Next Door!
Kids Next Door!
- guitar -
5, 4, 3, 2, 1
*Rocket blasts off*

Long Version

5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
Kids Next Door!
Kids Next Door!
- guitar -
Kids Next Door!
Kids Next Door!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Kids Next Door!
Kids Next Door!
- guitar -
Kids Next Door!
Kids Next Door!
Kids Next Door!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1
bwoooooo
Eeheeheeheehee [The Curious Pictures dot walks off]

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