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Anti - Townie Petition Cont. |
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Duncan McAlister: 'Townies (neds in Scotland) are scum of the Earth and should be wiped out. S'pose they're a good laugh though, hanging around outside your nearest off-licence because "there's nuthin' else to dae aroun' here!"
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Aaron Blakemore: 'What the HELL happened over the last couple of years, in the 80's and 70's rockers and metalheads ruled the world, NOW its those fuckin excuses of people A.K.A. townies who are all clamed to be rebels..wot the fuck!!! listen to something along the lines of guns 'n' roses or OZZY and you'll know the true meaning of rebelion'
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| Louise: 'I too am surrounded by the sort of which you speak- we refer to them as charva's now taken to wearing gloves regardless of the season- to show passers by that they are hard lads and may be required to pinch a car or burgle a house at a moments notice - gloves = no finger prints! Hopefully though they will interbreed into oblivion - club feet are def on the horizon. Most females of the species could not say for certain who fatherd they're squalling offspring!' |
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Dave Filth Passey: 'fucking hell trendies are the scum of the goverments, going out and being brainwashed buying a jacket that costs 100 quid just cuz it says nike on the side.......the only words a townie can say is "Oi Giza you got a spare fag (cig)" anything else they have learned from school.....which they got kicked out on the first day like them all.'
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alex# ' i come from a majority townie area i watch these anti social degenarets strutting around in there tarten burberry pjama clothes with there mouthy chavet girlefriends proper dirty skank HOs who spread there legs to spread the word . its like someone took a crap in the gene pool and now were stuck with these shallow assholes. i dont normally like to judge or put people in to catagories but townies come under the catagorie of )dumb ass( another thing that bugs me is the obvious devide that appears between punks goths grungers what ever the fuck people people label us as we should all stick together i am aware that we all have diferent cultures and ways of thinking and clothes not that thay have anything to do with it it all comes down to your attitude and your way of looking at the world but at least we have some culture in our music not like these folks destroying a perfectly beautiful island like ibiza with there night clubs disgusting behaviour having sex with anything passing there diseases around oh well we may get lucky hopefully they will all get cyphilis and go mad and die' |
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Gem Dallow: The Common Townie
Latin Name: Wankerous Burberryiteous
Lives: Wherever there's cheap cider (COIDER MAHHHN), and a McD's.
Wears: "Bling bling" Elizabeth Duke at Argos Jewellery (REAL gold coating - "Look Kev, ya can rub the gold off, innit?", DESIOOOIGNER tops (with words on) Copious amounts of hairgel pulling their hair back as tightly as possible (female), shaved head (male).
Likes: Cider, smoking, spitting
Dislikes: Black, work
Can be seen: Pushing a pushchair with their kids in. In the back of a police car (best place). Outside McDonalds.
Rarely seen: At school. At the job centre.
Its the type of person that you give a glance and they think that you want "a piece of them". Try to fight on any occassion. No matter how rich they are they still were those stupid ass tracksuits. The female of the species will give it up to anyone, especially their bigot male townie boyfriends. Smoke and drink from age 12
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Joe: 'Whenever you see those scrawny fucks, single one out and challenge him, they will be stumped cos theyr fuckin puffs! "In the words of Metallica "KILL 'EM ALL"! ! !'
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