Townies always wear stupid basball caps, usually white or burberry, or those hats that look like tea cosies with 'graffiti' on it. *snigger*. They also generally wear zip-up jackets, or burberry or Nickelson T-shirts. White polythene trousers are also a necessity. All townies, both 'male' and 'female', have enough gold jewellery to sink the titanic. This wouldn't be so bad if it was good taste jewellery, but no, townies being townies (or twats being twats, which suits better) wear sovereign rings, shitty bracelets and gay necklaces of the lowest possible qualities. (note: if townies are not wearing the above trousers, they will wear dark blue jeans with the faded-white patch on the thigh, invariably with black shoes *snigger*)
If a townie boy is going out of an evening, to a night club or wherever, they dress up. This includes half a tub of gel on their hair, half an hour making sure not a hair out of place, to look like everyone else. Purple or similar coloured shirts, generally polo or Ben Sherman, are also always worn. Black trousers, school trousers as they can't afford another pair, and shiny black shoes. Heavily doused with aftershave that smells like cow shit. They also have a generous helping of spots. Now, to any normal person, this is just plain stupid and ridiculous, but to a townie girl, for some reason, they find this attractive.
Townie girls will wear miniskirts to show off pale flabby legs, about as attractive as a mutilated corpse, and a revealing top (not that there's much to reveal). Townie girls will also pull their hair into a tight pony tail, so tight they look bald (they do this all the time, whether they're out in town or a club).
Help rid the world of these fuckers, do your bit by beating up every one of these scum whenever you see them, (it will always be 'them' because they travel in their posse, too scared to travel alone) and email me and give ur views on them. Any pictures of the bastards will also be appreciated.Also email me if you want to be listed on the anti-townie petition.