Toilet Fun:
The Poo in you
How do you usually feel while doing a poo?
A:motivated
B:faultless
C:unpleasent odor present
D:relaxed
After you flush the toliet how do you feel?
A:like a new person
B:pure
C:like I need to get out!
D:enlightened
The toilet to you is:
A:inspiring
B:a slave to your bum
C:A place you do the deed
D:phenomenal
The seats still warm, do you sit on it?
A:Yes I'm Excited!
B:NO! Not this bottom!
C:Yeah, cause it's warm from me!
D:I don't mind I'm high anyway
Public dunnies. Do you use them?
A:Yes a toilet's a toliet
B:Excuse me! Public? Nooooo not me.
C:If you gotta go you gotta go
D:Yes I do
Someone left a floater in the dunny...you?
A:Are intrigued by the creature
B:Girl! That's as nasty as the rocky horror picture show!
C:I flush the shit and sit one the loo
D:I help the little fella on his wat (flush him)
Answers
Mostly A's
Excited pooer:
Just like big Kev "You're Excited!" But this time it's not about dish washing liquid! You seem to find you poo about as exciting as a roller coaster ride. Maybe you should get some help!
Mostly B's
Posh pooer:
You think your own shit don't stink! You teat a toilet like it's a slave to you and expect it to put up with your shit! I hope you don't mess with the wrong toilet! Save your poo's for Buckingham cause our toilets won't want it!
Mostly C's
Aussie pooer:
Pull down your dacks and show us your crack. That't the way it works for you in the toilet! Long drops? No problem! You're a good old outback pooer who gives fly's a reason to live!
Mostly D's
Spiritual pooer:
You treat the toilet like it's an enlightening journey. Well it's had enough of your hippie tree loving crap! Go and shit in a bush next time cause this toilet ain't flushing!
