ME MATE QUOTES.....


"I'm gonna set your nanna on fire" Kate Tassie

"Fuck it off!" Bec Grove

"Don't be stupid Donna, trees weren't invented back then!" Kristen Lang.

"Shit in a blender!" Penny Parker

"I had to have a meeting with Martin" Penny Parker

"MUCUS!" Donna Warner

"Does she know, that you know, that she knows, you know?" Tracy M

"when you walk backwards you never know what ur looking forward to!" Karli Smith
"You shouldn't have come, you should have waited until you had arranged you mind" Nero Wolf

"Sorry I'm late, Sheep exploded..." Vicar Of Dibley.

"No......" Dominic Furina

"Fuck off" Cahn Lewen-Singer

"Then what are we? shit on a mattress??" Karli Smith

"You are the scunge between my toes!" Donna Warner

"Donnahue was a man...unfortunatly, he was also a fairy" Liesl Bouwer.

"cause I can Penny..cause I can!!" Vicky Mcdononald

"don't look at me that way..." Kira Picken

"I'm Tiddley the frog and I'm drinking all the water" Vicky Mcdonald

"Jolly good then, cheerio" Bridget Tattersall

"I am the master...I'm always right...that's why you pay me" Master Rhee

"I'm odd" Mr Murphy.

"Count off....1!" Maddie Beckett

"Weed then beer, your in the clear....but beer then weed, you're fucked indeed!" Rick Steen

"Don't make me tranquilise you!" Dianne Parker (mother)

"Do ya think he saurus" (saw us) Dianne Parker

"Don't count your chickens before you've eaten them in a chicky meal with a side of fries" Penny Parker

"Here's your mail....here's your neighbour's mail.....and here's the mailmans wallet," Garfield. (donnas comment- Our good friend Garfield)

"You Suck.......hard!" Holly O'brien

"Hey Penny, Don't look at me with that "I'm Scum" facial expression" Donna Warner

"Hey, I like potted meat." Demon Of Old (Co-maker of Christ on the crapper)

"You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend." --Yasser Arafat

"Good friends help you hide. Great friends help you hide bodies..." Oh come on everyone knows that...no-one said it..it's just well known..

"When did I realize I was GOD? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself." Peter O'Toole (who I don't know by the way) (donna's comment- he must have been the guy that keeps talking to me.)

"I mean, I do like it outdoors. I'm a donkey. I was born outside. Just sitting by myself outside, I guess. Sitting by myself outside..." (Shrek)

"Don't bother me, my door is already locked and my chilren an I are in bed, I can't get up and give you anything..." Some stupid ad on TV.

"Everybody has feet!" Karli Smith.

"Hey, Holly! Remember the ice cream?!" lisa Jones

"Remember the milo?" Lisa jones

"...and what about the toothpaste?" Lisa Jones

"Free willy and loin cloth leo!" Holly and lisa

"Who did it then? The fart fairy?." Donna Warner.



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