FULL NAME: Donna Warner

D.O.B: 01/09/1986

BIRTHPLACE: a hospital

NICKNAME(S): Donni

**BEST** FRIEND: Kristen

OTHER BEST FRIENDS: Tracy, Penny . etc

WORST ENEMY: Mr. Mesecke (pesky mesecke)

DO YOU HAVE PETS?: a dog

IF SO, WHAT ARE THEY?: see above

DREAM PLACE TO LIVE: The Black Pearl (Damn those people who say it ain't real)

FAVOURITE FOOD: blueberry muffins

WHO'S YOUR CRUSH? Fred and or George Weasley

ARE YOU WITH THEM? Yes, both of them. kate tried to take them both away from me but she only succeeded in kissing their evil triplet jeff

IF SO, HAVE YOU KISSED THEM? Ive been with fred before but i dumped him for cheating on me. now were engaged and im married to geaorge

IF YOU HAVEN'T, DO YOU WANT TO? If u knew them u would to. Even guys would fall in love

DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
- HEAVEN / HELL? Yes
- GHOSTS? No
- GOD / THE DEVIL? Yes I saw passion of the christ
- LOVE? Yes
- LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT? Yes
- TRUE HATRED? Yes (see worst enemy)
- VENGEANCE? Hell yeah
- REINCARNATION? Yes so I can come back as a seagull and shit on Mesecke
- YETI? Yes I've met Penny, she's scary. (message from Penny- thanx dons.)
- LOCH NESS? See below
- ALIENS? Yes, my sister

ARE YOU A RELIGIOUS PERSON? Yes, but only because I believe I'm God

WHAT'S YOUR RELIGION (IF ANY)?

ON A 'DESERVE TO LIVE' SCALE OF 1 TO 10, RATE YOURSELF: you don't have one high enough. Does a million count

FAVOURITE (NON ALCOHOLIC) There's no such thing in our world.

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE? Hmmmm where do I start?

ADDICTIONS? Robbing banks, kidnapping prince william

FAVOURITE MUSICAL ARTIST(S)? Jamie Cullum, Tripod, The Cat Empire, U2, Powderfinger and John Butler Trio

FAVOURITE VISUAL ARTIST? What the hell is a visual artist?

FAVOURITE ACTOR? JOHNNY DEPP!!!

FAVOURITE PLAYWRITE / DIRECTOR? Baz Luhrmann

FAVOURITE MOVIE? Pirates of the Carribean, Dogma and Zoolander

FAVOURITE SCENT? touch by burberry

FAVOURITE TASTE? Chocolate (Note from Penny- "Not that you get to eat any when I'm around Donna....when did you have chocolate without me?")

FAVOURITE MONTH? September

YOUR IDOL? Rove McManus (gold logie winner 2003 and 2004) Bono. Jai, Thom, Carson,Ted and Kyan and Jamie Cullum.

LEAST FAVOURITE (NON ALCOHOLIC) BEVERAGE? water

LEAST FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE? tequila cos maddie said so

LEAST FAVOURITE MUSICAL ARTIST (S)? Guy Sebastian, i pretended for ages that I like him to annoy kristen

LEAST FAVOURITE VISUAL ARTIST? No one has told me what one is

LEAST FAVOURITE ACTOR? for some reason i dont like cate blanchette

LEAST FAVOURITE MOVIE? anything arthouse

LEAST FAVOURITE SCENT? Shit

LEAST FAVOURITE TASTE? jelly (i hate swallowing it cos its all slimy)

LEAST FAVOURITE MONTH? August

MOST PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN? Dale

WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR WORST ENEMY TO DIE? if they come within 5 metres from me, yes

IF SO, HOW? they should have concrete poured in their shoes and go swimming in a sewerage farm. and be forced to drink their way out

FEARS? Turkeys

WORST NIGHTMARE? me and some friends being shot by a dude i find pretty creepyfor no apparent reason

ARE YOU A VIRGIN? I don't plan on losing it, just misplacing it. I'll find it again later. Probably in a charity bin. First I'll check the Salvo's

HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN ONE OF YOUR BONES? No but I've dislocated my knee heaps of times. I still can if i wanted to

HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN SOMEBODY ELSE'S BONES? No but I've given my sister a blood nose.

WHAT'S THE WORST YOU'VE EVER DONE TO SOMEBODY? Told a lie to stay home from school that Kristen had been bullying me. This was in yr 3. It didn't work either. Mum didn't believe me cos Kristen seemed so nice and sweet. If only she knew

WHAT'S THE BEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE FOR SOMEBODY? I bought Kristen a present.

FAVOURITE SONG (S)? How to Explain by the Cat Empire and Everlasting Love and Twentysomething by Jamie Cullum as well as Bless My Soul by powderfinger and Sometimes you can't make it on your own and Vertigo by U2

MY SONG? funkytown by pseudo echo

FAVOURITE ALBUM (S) Cat Empire debut and Jamie Cullum

EVER CHEATED ON SOMEBODY? Yes, I tried to cheat at solitaire but the computer wouldn't let me.

EVER BEEN CHEATED ON? Not that I know of but the computer probably cheated when I wasn't looking.

EVER USED SOMEBODY? Probably

EVER BEEN USED? Probably

EVER WANTED TO LEAVE SOMEBODY BUT COULDN'T? Yes Bec when she talks crap all the time (only kidding ebection)

EVER ATTACKED...
- AN OLD GRANNY? No but It's on my list of things to do
- A FELLOW STUDENT? Yes
- YOU'RE OWN KIN? Yes
- YOU'RE BEST FRIEND? Yes, she then kicked me in the jaw.
-YOU'RE LOVER? No
YOUR ENEMIES? Yes i KICKED ONE IN THE BALLS NOT LONG AGO
- AN ANIMAL? Yes my sister's chickens.
- YOURSELF? No, What am I going to do, throw myself against a wall and punch myself in the face.
- A RANDOM PERSON? All the time, whenever possible ARE YOU A VIOLENT PERSON? Yes

DO OTHERS CONSIDER YOU TO BE LETHAL? if i mentioned it they would probably piss themselves laughing

HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED KILLING SOMEONE? Many times.

HAVE YOU EVER DONE ANYTHING JUST FOR THE IMAGE??????????? What? What image? I maintain no image

HAVE YOU EVER BOUGHT SOMETHING NICE FOR SOMEONE ELSE? I bought Kristen, Penny and myself front row tickets to the melbourne Comedy Roadshow. We all can't wait to see tripod. Kristen thinks Gatesy is hot. But they didn't end up coming and we had to watch a psycho lady dance around in her undies and kristen and i got harrassed by a weird looking man who told the same jokes he did at jimeoin

DID IT COST AS MUCH AS WHAT YOU USUALLY BUY FOR YOURSELF? About average.

HAVE YOU EVER FAKED A FIRE CALL? No, cos I know a fireman.

AT ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES ARE YOU INTO? Is chocolate illegal? (Note from Penny- "Hell no....NO!..hehe if it was that wouldn't stop me")

HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY? No, but I've had some stolen.

HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN ITEMS FROM A SHOP? No, why would I? I want to be a cop. Although one of them is hot so I would get to see him....

HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN FROM YOUR FRIENDS? No, cos if they did it to me I'd kick their ass so I don't do it to them.

HAVE YOU EVER HAD AN ENCOUNTER WITH THE POLICE? Yes

IF SO, WHAT FOR? Robbing a bank and stealing the Queens Rolls Royce. And trying to kidnap Prince William. But Charles knocked me out but turning around and hitting me on the head with his ears. I was in hospital for 3 months in a coma I was on life support but then they got penny to sing footloose tracy and rob to have a dance off and kristen to walk on my spine and suddenly i woke up screaming.

DO YOU RESPECT THE POLICE FORCE? Yes I want to be one. Again there is also a good looking one who is hot on a stick

DO YOU RESPECT YOUR FRIENDS? Some of them

DO YOU RESPECT YOUR FAMILY? Only when they give me money.

DO YOU RESPECT YOURSELF? Of course, I'm not that sad that I also hate myself.

DO YOU RESPECT OTHER RELIGIONS YOU DON'T FOLLOW? Probably not, but I should. I find them funny

DO YOU RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS? Sometimes, but not always. Only when I don't have to.

DO YOU RESPECT YOUR ENEMIES? No, why would I? They suck. But they should respect me.

DO YOU RESPECT LIFE IN GENERAL? Yes, but only mine.

WHAT ARE YOUR BAD HABITS? I harass people till they tell me to piss off. and even then I sometimes continue annoying them

WHAT ARE YOUR GOOD HABITS? Do I have any good habits? (Note From Penny- "No.")

DO YOU SWEAR OFTEN? Only when my mum's not around.

WHAT DO MOST OTHER PEOPLE SAY ABOUT YOU? Donna You're a dickhead. (the others helped with that question)

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO TURN BACK TIME? yeah to the 80's so I can get rid of legwarmers

HAVE YOU EVER ABUSED YOUR RIGHT TO HAVE SECOND CHANCES? ??????

WOULD YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF COMPUTER LITERATE? I'm average.

WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF EXCEPTIONAL AT? Annoying Bec. If they offered degrees, I'd be head of the class. and sending kristen and penny hypo. all penny requires is doing the mararena until she falls down laughing and starts rolling around on the floor. I just get kristen to help me cos her version reminds me of Elton John having a heart attack

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE A FUNNY PERSON? Others say I am

DO OTHER PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE A FUNNY PERSON? See above

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON? Mostly

DO OTHER PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON? Probably not.

WHO IS THE BEST PERSON YOU KNOW? Me, of course

DO YOU TAKE MEDICINE FOR ANYTHING? Yes, hay fever.

DO YOU HAVE ANY ILLNESSES? Not at the moment. Only Bec

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? After the car acciedent that me and emma had. It scared the shit out of me. We flew off a ditch and nearly rolled. Luckily we were both ok.

HAVE YOU EVER HAD AN INTERNET RELATIONSHIP? No

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT INTERNET RELATIONSHIPS? They're nasty

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT HOMOSEXUALITY? I'm ok with it but when actors act gay it's funny. Especially Will & Grace and Queer Eye

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT TRANSVESTITES? I got grossed out watching Rocky Horror Picture Show. thats hell nasty. its now kristens favourite movie

WHAT IS THE FIRST SINGLE WORD THAT COMES TO YOUR MIND WHEN YOU SEE THE FOLLOWING WORDS:
- BLACK? Betty (whoa black betty ba ba la black betty had a child ba ba la damn thing went wild)
- SNAKE? Bite
- CRICKET? that new player with the spazwicked hair :)
- NOODLES? Yum
- COMPUTER? I'm typing at one now.
- POODLE? Gay
- NINJA? Shazam!!! (Beyonce in Austin Powers 3)
- WATER? Drowning a fish
- STICKS? Make a fire
- JIGGLE? What the?..
- MONKEY? Man. (Dominic)
- BABIES? Suck
- BOWLING? Drop a ball on my foot.
- APPLE? Juice
- BOOKS? Suck except Harry Potter
- SEX? Not now.
- TOE? jam
- MASSAGE? Get your hands off me.
- CHIHUAHUA? microwave it.

WHAT IS YOUR PERSONAL VIEW OF...
- THE MEANING OF LIFE? Your born, you marry, you give birth, you die. Good bad, bad, bad. A vicious cycle
- MUSIC TODAY? Most of it is good, But Nikki Webster will always suck.
- TECHNOLOGY? Is good. Old people should get out and learn something new.
- DRUGS? Are stupid.
- ANIMAL RIGHTS? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be used against you.
- WORLD PEACE? Bring it on and hurry up. There's too many gangs and stuff trying to hurt each other.
- THE LAW? Aren't as bad as people say.
- WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? People getting told off in the library

DONNI'S NEW QUIZ (Donni dicided she wanted more than one quiz...face it guys lol)

HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? Shit

LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Kristen

THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Whether they laugh much or not

HOW ARE YOU TODAY? �Donna Warner cant answer at the moment she is currently dead� (pennys comment- currently....your not going to be dead later?)

FAVORITE DRINK? Vanilla Diet Coke. It's more vanillarie

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? smirnoff, either double blacks or lime and soda

HAIR COLOR? Think carrot

EYE COLOR? Blue

DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No

LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE CINEMA? Oceans 12. wicked wicked wicked

DO YOU LIKE SCARY OR HAPPY ENDING MOVIES BETTER? What people call scary make me laugh and what people call sad makes me laugh. Titanic was so funny!

HUGS OR KISSES? Depends on whos asking

DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? Yes, but they�ll deny they are my friends

WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? something for english. the salad of the bad cafe

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Chewing gum (im at school)

WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? worked and slept

FAVOURITE SMELL? vanilla

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Try and go back to sleep quietly swear at mother after throwing something at the door(penny's comment- sware...throw shoe at alarm...finally press snoose button cause the shoe didn't work..just made a loud noise and woke the rest of the house up...)

TRUTH OR DARE? dare

PEOPLE WHO MAKE YOU HAPPY? Penny, Kristen Beck Tracy and people who I can pay out

Were you named after anyone? Donnatello the ninja turtle

Do you wish on stars? ????????????????

Which finger is your favourite? Powderfinger

When did you last cry? After a car acciedent with Emma

Do you like your handwriting? Yes, but I�m the only one who can read it sometimes

What is your favourite lunchmeat? Chicken

Any bad habits? Annoying people till they scream at me

What is your most embarrassing CD on the shelf? Shannon Noll (i wasn't myself the day i bought it) Penny also gave me DCTalk. "Jesus is still alright with me"

If you were another person, would you be friends with you? I�d have to pay me..(pennys comment-..why not, you pay us lol)

Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell? Not that I know of

Do looks matter? In a way , yes. If they look like Fabio then get the hell away from me!!!

Have you ever misused a word and it has sounded stupid? Probably

do u think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? If there was I�d be looking for it I think I could pass for a leprechaun(irish background short with red hair)

Do fish have feelings? I�ve probably hurt them before

Are you trendy? I doubt it mind you i just got a pair of wayne coper pants.

How do you release anger? according to the reiki lady tracy and i saw at womad i suppress emothions in my liver and i should sit in a corner by myself and release them

Where are your second homes? Kristens

What was your favourite toy as a child? Matchbox cars. I hated Barbie

What subject are u useless at? Maths

Have you ever been on radio or television? Yes, TV unfortunatley thanks to good old brett crappis

Do you have a journal? no

Do you use sarcasm a lot? I have no intellect so I have to use something

Have you ever been in a mosh pit? Only a fake 1 in drama in yr 9. everyone lifted up Vicky and let go and dropped her on me

What do you look for in a guy? A sense of humour

What are your nicknames? Tomato in a Can, Donni and usually the worst thing that comes to mind when the caller is pissed off at me. Kate has recently started calling me weasley. Becasue I look like I belong in the weasley family from harry potter

Would you bungee jump? Yes

Do you ever wear overalls? how dare you suggest such a thing

Do you think that you are stronger than usual? Yes

What's your favourite ice cream flavour? cookies and cream

Whats your favourite colour? Blue

What is your least fav. thing in the world? Maths

How many wisdom teeth do you have? .???? none I hope cos I just got braces

Are you in love with anyone? no

How many people have a crush on you right now? 2, fred and george weasley (penny comment- lisa's answer 12738498493)

Who do you miss right now? ??????????
Do u like to sing in the shower? The acoustics in the shower sound great
Do u like to sing in the toilet? Only when I�m constipated
Do you have a car? No, but I want a rav 4
Cartoon: scooby doo and the care bears
Disney Character: Donald Duck
Who are you in love with now: Fred and George Weasley
~*~* Do You Prefer...*~*~ Music/TV: Music
Guys/Girls: in love guys, in friends girls
Green/Blue: blue unless its lime green

Pink/Purple: pink

Summer/Winter: summer

Night/Day: Night

Hanging Out/Chillin: is there a difference

Dopey/Funny: Funny.

~* Extras*~*~

Weird saying: �it�s 1984, they want their decorations back� I heard it on Queer Eye Thom said it

What school do u go to? a crap one.. PLHS...

Have you ever taken drugs? Only Panadol

What's a major turn on for you???????????????????????

How far would you go on a first date? I�d be nice at least once

~*~* Who's the....*~*~

Nicest person: Kristen, but cos she�s going to pay me when she�s Queen

Funniest: Penny and Kristen

Happiest: Emma

What do you think of soul mates? Never marry your mates especially if they are a spook

Is it right to flirt if you have a bf/gf??????????????????????

What was the last thing you cried over or got teary about? Car accident with Emma. I cried in shock and also cos Kristen broke her acrylic nail

Are you happy? Yes

Why? Because at the moment I�m not standing near a checkout

What's an object you can't live without? A pacemaker

Love or lust: Love.

Silver or gold: Silver

Diamond or pearl: neither, sapphire

Sunset or sunrise: Sunset so I don�t have to wake up early and so that I can sing sunsets by powderfinger to annoy anybody

Have you ever gone skinny-dipping: no and hopefully the need never arises

Do you sleep with stuffed animals: no

Do you have any piercings: yes my ears

Where would you want to go on your honeymoon? the Caribbean (Hey i live at Hogwarts with fred and george I need warmth)

Who do u want to spend the rest of your life with? ? fred and george weasley

What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Whether or not they have something weird about them, skinny legs or something

Do you prefer long hair or short hair on a lurve prospect? Short, I don�t date hippies after going to womad i now know the deffinition of hippie. someone who dances dodgy or rather has an epileptic fit while standing and has bad hair

What makes you happy? The bee gees, their patheticness makes me feel like the queen

What are the next CD/s you're going to get? new cat empire when it comes out

Do u wear contacts or glasses? no...I wat contacts that are actually sunglasses because i cannever find sunnies to suit me

What's the best advice ever given to you? Boots are made for kicking

Have u ever won any special awards? Only my Airheads one

What are your future goals? To be an officer in the drug squad

Worst sickness u ever had? Viral Meningitis

Do you like Funny or Scary movies better? Funny but i think scary are funny

On the phone or in person? Either

Hugs or kisses? First I want to know who�s asking

What song seems to reflect you the most? Bless my soul by powderfinger Funkytown by Pseudo Echo

Whom would you leave everything you own to? My mates and some things to my dad

What is your greatest fear? Birds, mainly turkeys.

Would you rather be rich or famous? Famous cos 9 times out of 10 your rich too.

What time is it in Albania now?????????????????????

Have you ever been in love? nope

Have you met Santa? I usual tried to attack him if i met him these days penny would shut the chimney and i would attack him with a tranquiliser and we'd run to albania cos santa doesnt go there and we'd live a life on the run

If E.T. knocked on your door holding up a peace sign and asked

you to use your phone, what would u do? Pull him in the house wrap him up and give him to liesl to keep in a cage

Last person you talked to that you like: Kristen

Do u have any pets? A dog

What's your email address? [email protected]

last time you were depressed? when i woke up this morning

Who sent this to you? PENELOPE

Do u want your friends to write back? Of course


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