GENERAL SHIT

1. ABORTION    2. ALIENS    3. AOL    4. ATHEIST VS CHRISTIAN

5. BALANCING THE BUDGET    6. THE BIBLE    7. DEATH PENALTY

8. DISEASES    9. DR. LAURA    10. ENVIRONMENT

11. FEMALE PRESIDENT    12. GAY    13. HOMELESS

14. INTERNET    15. 'LIFE'S A BITCH'

   16. 'MEN R JERKS'    17. MINORITIES

18. $UCKS    19. MORMONS    20. OUIJA BOARDS    21. WORLD PEACE

22. POT    23. PRAYER IN SCHOOL    24. PREMARITAL SEX

25. RACISM    26. SKINHEADS    

27. SUICIDE    28. THINK B4 U SPEAK     29. VEGETARIAN

30. VIOLENT TV    31. VOTING

32. WOMEN HOMEMAKERS/MEN AT WORK    33. DRIVING

34. PEER PRESSURE 

35. THE SCHOOL BULLY    36. PEOPLE STARVING FOR ATTENTION

37. PORNOGRAPHY    38. MARRIAGE    39. PAIN    

40. FALLING IN LOVE    41. MAKING PROMISES

42. MY EX-BITCH...er....WIFE



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1. ABORTION IS A CHOICE….ACCEPT IT!

"Abortion is the murder of a child!"
No, actually its the choice a woman makes in regards to her OWN BODY.
Ya see, she may be carrying a 'fetus', but its part of HER body and she has the right to do with her body as she pleases whether you like it or not.
Look at it this way, would you give a damn if she chose to have a LUNG removed? How about a LIMB?
Of course you wouldn't.
Aren't those parts of her body?
What right does an outsider have to make decisions about someone else's body?!
"If you have sex you must accept that you may become pregnant and be prepared to
deal with a child!"
Accept a possible pregnancy, yes. But, also have choices...yes again.
So, she had sex which meant there was a chance her egg would become fertilized.
So what?
If she doesn't want that potential growth to continue, its her choice.
Show me where there are written rules regarding what you can and can't do concerning sex.
"Keeping the child is the moral thing to do!"
Maybe according to YOUR morals.

"What about the father?! Doesn't he have a choice?!"
Sure, therefore I would suggest that both parties come to an agreement before having intercourse. Obviously easier said than done, but does the male have to carry it for 9 months????
"That doesn't mean he has any lesser say!"
Sure it does, just like the male has the right to a vasectomy.
(and by the way, who's choice do you think will have the final decision when the male wants to keep the child but the female doesn't? Tough one, isn't it?)

By the way, what happens when the woman is impregnated due to rape or abuse?
"Oh, well....THAT'S DIFFERENT!"
Really?
Is it not still a 'CHILD'??? An innocent child?
Can we say 'DOUBLE STANDARDS'?

Bottom line, if ya don't like her choices....
DON'T HAVE SEX WITH HER!.

2. YES….ALIENS DO EXIST

We just have to realize and accept that they probably don't come in the form of  'E.T.', or 'Alien' (as Hollywood would like us to think), or the BIG HEAD-BIG EYED-SKINNY BODIED GREEN DUDES we all have been anally probed by
(sorry people from the south, that WAS Uncle Lester afterall).
My guess is that they exist in forms that we either can't see or can't fathom.
That sure is a lot less exciting, isn't it?
So sorry if your little green bastards don't arrive in circular saucers, spouting off 'Close Encounter' themes.

3. AOL….'Assholes OnLine'

Yeah, I gotta beef with those overly popular, over-priced, multi-million making, internet scums. They may be 'user-friendly' but that comes with a price-IGNORANCE.
Ya see, for $25+ per month (not including long distance charges), I can go into a Christian chat room and defame god for eternity, but the second some moron wrongly accuses and reports my Disney-like website of supposedly displaying porn, I am kicked off without any consideration that a moron may have been lying.
That's because ADICKL has this flawed '3 strikes' standard that says if you're tossed 3 times for ANY reason (regardless of how illegitimate) you are BANNED for 6 months.
Ironically, they don't take into consideration the amount of damage a customer can do in those 6 months, the amount of customers you can take with you...and their friends/family.
Not to mention their tendency to make adjustments, which can have a destructive effect on your website, without informing their customers FIRST.
Truth is, the internet has become so big and mainstream that now you can get it for so much cheaper (even free) from a variety of other servers, some of which will be local for you which means you don't worry about phone charges.
That's right, you can get multiple e-mail accounts, unlimited internet access, free webpage space, instant messengers (yes, even AOL) without setting foot or paying a dime to AOL.
Hell, guess who's webpage tool I use for this site...and for FREE?
BINGO!

4. ATHEIST VS CHRISTIAN

AKA....MORON VS MORON.
That's right, both of these closeminded, know it alls are embiciles.
Why?
Well, I could spend a page ragging on them, but I'll sum it up a bit more diplomatically:
THEY DON'T LISTEN TO EACH OTHER.
Its not about who's right or wrong because no one is. None of us has the answers to all those intellectually pressing, gotta know questions such as
'Why are we here?'
'Is there a god?'
'What happens when we die?'
Etc.
What we DO have are opinions, views, perspectives, interpretations.
But not these guys. What they say IS the truth and they'll do what ever it takes to make
you and I believe them.
But I believe the bottom line is
WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY.
If you're happy believing in a god, great!
If you're happy believing there is no god, great!
But leave the rest of us alone.

I am what I call an 'AGNATHEIST'.
That's basically a little bit Atheist and a little Agnostic. In other words, I don't believe in a god, supreme being, higher power, Omnipotent being, etc, hence the Atheist side of me.
But I do believe in some sort of life after death, hence Agnosticism. It's not a heaven or hell by any means. I don't know what it is; could be an infinite amount of things.
But at the same time, I'm not going to insist to you that MY way is THE way.
Its MY way.
I respect that you have YOUR way and I'm not going to waste my time trying to convince you of it. Sure, I may debate with you, but all I am doing is sharing my thoughts/views and sharing yours.
SHARING.

Therefore, all you believers and non-believers out there........quit trying to convert, get over yourselves, and shut the hell up if you can't play nicely.

5. BALANCING THE BUDGET….Will never happen
Duh.
What's that?
You actually believe it WILL happen at SOME point in the future?
You may be right....but I hope you don't mind moving to a different planet 'cause that's the ONLY chance you have of experiencing it.
(more to come)

6. THE BIBLE….HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Ya see, its a BOOK......that's it.
I realize alot of us live our lives by it, bit its STILL a book.
And a big one, too.
And guess what......it was written by people; HUMANS.

"It was written by Prophets!"

HUMANS.

"But its the word of the Lord!"

Shall I say this in another language???
I realize how badly we want to make it into something its not, and if that makes you happy, so be it. But do you have any idea of how ignorant it makes you look when you take it so damn seriously?
Now, I dive into more detail on this subject in the religion area, but I'm guessing that you either won't go there or you left quickly. Therefore, I gotta explain myself a bit here.

Ya see, a loooong time ago, some people really wanted you to abide by their rules, but they needed a way to remember them all, and an effective form of communication and 'legitimacy' was through the written word.
Don't get me wrong, these folks were clever. They knew exactly what they were doing when they wrote this thing. Throw in several passages and claim that several different people wrote them...and while we're at it, call these people 'Prophets'; people of 'God', and you'll have everyone believing, or at least wanting to.

Now, before you have a heart attack, I ask you this....
What if a whole new bible suddenly surfaced? And what if it was written in the language or slang of today? And what if these writers claimed to be 'Prophets'?
Would you believe it?
Of course not.
You are headstrung on the BIBLE; old and new testament.
And what if this new book made some points that clearly contradicted those of the 'original'?
You'd consider it bullshit. You'd poop on it.
Well, why is that?
I don't believe in all this hocus pocus or Prophets, but you do, so why wouldn't you accept it? Probably for the same reasons you don't accept anyone who 'claims' to be jesus or god.
We lock those people up, don't we? And that doesn't make much sense considering a lot of us are expecting the 2nd coming any day/month/year now.
But of course, the 'coming' we're expecting is supposed to be miraculous, full of F/X.
Did you stop to consider that your 'judgement day' isn't going to resemble a spiritual 4th of July?
Same thing goes for the bible.

But we sure dig that book!
It tells of things past and things to come!
Funny how we all interpret it differently. Funny how various religions have their own version of it. Therefore, if we have infinite interpretations of it, who's right or wrong?
And if you're right about Matthew 6:12, and I'm wrong, does that mean I'm screwed?
In that case, we're ALL screwed.
So, why would an Omnipotent/Omniscient being have a book written when he/she/it knows damn well that it will have a ba-jillion interprets? Why be so damn confusing and conflicting?
If god was so wonderful and all loving, he/she/it wouldn't do that.
Its a contradiction in theory.
As is a bible.

7. DON'T AGREE W/ THE DEATH PENALTY...
THEN DON'T F**K UP

Sure,  it's grotesque watching the criminal shake, rattle and roll in his own vomit while his head smokes and eyes explode.

SO DON'T WATCH IT.

Oh, I'm sorry, I am being insensitive, afterall, we ARE discussing a HUMAN life here, right?
I forgot that your loved one....spouse, child, relative, friend, etc....was an ALIEN who ENJOYED being murdered, raped, brutalized, tortured, shot, mutilated and generally KILLED. And what does it matter that they probably BEGGED for mercy throughout the event????

Tell ya what...let's recap, 'k?

Some completely stable individual was recently dumped by their signif other, whose name happened to begin with the letter 'S', therefore, it is now this indivudual's purpose in life to rid the planet (or at least their current town) of anyone whose name starts with the letter 'S'. And god forbid one of these victims should have the SAME name as the individual's former signif other.
Anyway, so Mr./Mrs. Normal pyscho is pissed, goes out driving, happens upon your loved one walking along the road, mall, club, etc.....asked for directions, a drink, candy, etc.....grabs them, tape and ropes them down and sticks them in the trunk where they are finally let out by a river, forrest, lake, dumpster, etc..in BFE so that the happy individual can have some 'fun' with them......such as RAPE, MOLEST, TORTURE, SLICE UP, etc.
Afterwards, its time to be rid of the body by stashing it in a 'clever' place where the authorities won't find it for months, if not years.
Now, bare in mind that, to YOU, this victim's name is 'Mike' or 'Michelle".
But, to the criminal, it was simply #6.
So, there you are, concerned, stressed, terrified, etc, over what happened to your missing loved one.
But guess what???????
That's right!!!!!!! They FOUND your loved one!!!!!!!!
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's that?........Did you say they are DEAD????
Uh....like HOW dead?
Raped? Molested? Tortured? Limbs cut off? Drowned?
Shot 32 times?
But there's more??????
YOU FOUND THE CRIMINAL?????
Now you want to send him to the chair?????
NO!!!!!!
That would be killing a human life!!!!!!!!!! And that's just not right!!!!!!!!
Yes, I realize they completely tortured and mutilated my LOVED ONE, but that's NO excuse to end THEIR life!!!!!!
They just need psychiatric help, then they can be normal again; they can learn the error of their ways and become a positive influence on our society!!!!!!!!
Hell, they could even travel the country giving seminars on how TORTURE AND MURDER of another humna being is bad......because they would know!
MUCH better idea!!!!!!

What's that?
Your loved one is DEAD and isn't coming back?
Ya mean, they don't have a CHOICE in the matter??????
Well, that's ok because the bad person is now REFORMED.

'Nuff said.

8. DISEASE FUNDING IS A WASTE OF $

Let you in on a little secret: do you know where those millions and billions of dollars we spend to fund diseases actually go?
Well, how many successful and well known doctors do know that drive anything short of a
BMW or Mercedes? And how many of their homes are smaller than 3 bedroom/4 bathroom?
That's right, it all goes into their pockets.
Why?
Because its my belief that the cures to many of the existing diseases have already been discovered for a long time. Sound ludicrous? 'K...look at it this way......think of all the jobs that are involved in cancer & AIDS 'research'. If a cure is finally found, all of those jobs will become unneeded; they will have served their purpose.
Thanks!
Now what?
Gettin' my point?

"But there are many doctors who are in that field because one of their loved ones
HAS the disease and they want to find the cure!"
Sure there are. And I'm not saying that the entire medical system is corrupt, but I'm also not saying that the entire medical system knows of this. Only the 'important' people do.
I know it sounds very 'X-Files-ish' but its logical.
Disease funding is not research, its play money for big business.
Still think I'm being an insensitive prick?
My mother in law died from cancer.
Whenever I think about her, I think about those successful Docs who are living comfortably while she suffered and died, knowing there is/was some type of cure out there but that she will never know, nor will her grate grand kids or theirs.
Think about it. REALLY think about it. We've been 'fighting' cancer and other fatal diseases for as long as we can remember and will continue to as long as the $$$$ pours in. And it will continue to pour as long as there is disease. Now I realize there have been some disease curse discovered over the centuries.
That's what happens when a new, more destructive disease enters the market, and that's what it takes to keep the money pouring in. If no cures were ever discovered for anything, we would assume its all hopeless and would stop giving our $$$.

Therefore, I ask you this: what do you think would happen if all that consistant money flow suddenly just stopped?
"Than everyone would just die without any hope!"
Correctomundo!
But guess what? They already ARE dying and all of the fucking money in the galaxy won't mean a damn thing for someone who's already there!
Its ironic.....as long as people are dying, the dying will continue. Its kinda like WAR.....war is great for the economy, doesn't matter how many soldiers are killed.....they're not ALL being killed, therefore we gotta have a war every once in awhile.
The only thing more money will do is give reason to keep the secret just that. And we all want cures so bad that we'll keep giving, and the 'researchers' will continue swimming in it.
Therefore, what do you say we make them panic a little? Stop paying for their 'black tie' dinner parties.
You know what would happen then?
That's right.....our research facilities would 'advertise' a 'sudden new development' in the research.
They would announce a new
'Break through towards a cure!'.
But it can only happen with even MORE research and testing, and guess what that requires.....

9. DR. SELF-RIGHTEOUS, RUDE, HYPOCRITE….OR…..

'DR. LAURA SCHLESSINGER'

Do you realize how many people listen to this chick?
Hell, I did too, until I realized what she was all about. Truth is, I don't know who is more pathetic, HER or her helpless, no-life listeners/callers.
Here we have a self righteous, stick shoved permanently up the ass, supposed Christian shrink (redundant?) who spews out opinions, patronizes callers and hangs up on them whenever they're about to make a valid point contradictory to hers.
I never bothered calling this idiot because I'd set the universal record for the quickest caller to be hung up on. But I can't blame her because I'd eat her alive.
I know it. You know it. Hell, I'm sure many of YOU would, TOO.
And she just can't allow a caller to embarrass her on the air or she'd lose part of her clout.

"Then you must be one of those obnoxious jerks who loves Stern or Rick Emerson!"
Guilty as charged......for Emerson anyway. But the difference is, Rick doesn't give advice...
only opinion, and his opinions are a BIT more focussed on reality as opposed to this bible sucking , Christian idiot..
Tell me I'm not right.
If you're one of her feeble-minded listeners, tell me you're not annoyed by the
40 year old mother who cries out: "Oh gosh, Dr. Laura, what will I do when Billy
won't eat his spaghettios??"
Her response: "You are the parent. Take control of your children. Teach discipline through
the bible and talk with your priest."
My response: "Stop Breeding."

But she DOES have millions of listeners which goes to show the pathetic state of the country.
For once, just ONCE I'd love to hear an Atheist call up and dispell her preachings.
She would hang up. She'd have to, because her advice wouldn't 'pertain' to the person.
According to her.

10. ENVIRONMENTALISTS SUCK TREE ASS
I HATE this part of the page 'cause I have to discuss the art of
'TREE-HUGGING'.
^%$&^%$&^%$&^%$!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ya see, I unfortunately have 2nd hand experience in this here field due to an EX wifey-poo who seemed to value all other life forms OVER humans. Therefore, I have a FEW opinions on these *&^$*^%$heads.
(more to come)

11. BRING IN A FEMALE PRESIDENT…..PLEASE!

Why in hell don't we have one of these?
I'll tell ya why.....soon.....

12. PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE…SO LEAVE 'GAY' ALONE

Honestly, why does it matter?
As long as they're not throwing it in your face or pressuring you with it,
WHO CARES?
Yes, I am aware of some homosexuals who are very flambouyant and that tends
to be irritating.
We refer to them as "Flamers".
They talk with that imfamous LISP and have manuerisms that annoy straight people.
Well, so be it.
We're all HUMAN.

Black or White, Christian or atheist, Straight or Gay.
WE'RE ALL HUMAN.

13. HOMELESS….'CAUSE THEY WANNA BE

"Will work for food"
Okay......so get to work! Find a job, you idiot.
If you're not responsible enough to find a job, what makes us think you're
capable to keep it???
They're not homeless due to society....that's mythic bullshit.
Sleeping on the streets, under bridges, etc is they're own choice.
Yes it is.
Yes it is.
Sure, they may claim to want shelter and food, but they want it for FREE.
And it makes me sick when I see people give them money. You know exactly
where that money is going. Do actually think that money will help them get off
the streets???
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why in the hell should they leave the streets when they are making a profit
ON them!?
Lets see: Leave the streets+ find a job= work for money.
Stay on streets+hold up sign= get free money for more booze.
Tell ya what, the next time a homeless person asks you for money, don't
give it to them. Instead, offer to buy them a meal. I can almost guarantee you
they will turn it down. Why? Because that money isn't for food, its for booze
and drugs.
The only reason I would end up homeless is if I lost my home and job.
Even then I would have the option, as crappy as it may seem, to get a crappy,
low paying job and stay with friends or relatives til I could afford my own
place.
"But many of the homeless don't have any friends or friends to turn to!"
Very few, if any, people have absolutely NO ONE they can turn to to help
them get on their feet. Question is, do they have the desire to do what it takes?
Obviously not or we wouldn't have a homeless problem.

14. INTERNET..USE IT, DON'T ABUSE IT….YEAH RIGHT

15. 'LIFE'S A BITCH'……

16. 'MEN ARE JERKS'

17. MINORITIES….WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

18. $$$$IMPLY $UCKS

19. MORONS….ER…..MORMONS

20. OUIJA BOARDS ARE NOT SATANIC, BUT PERHAPS
THE MORON USING IT IS

21. "ALL WE ARE SAYING, IS PEACE HAS NO CHANCE"

22. POT…….OOOOOOH!

23. PRAYER HAS NO PLACE IN SCHOOLS….THAT'S WHAT CHURCH IS FOR!

24. PREMARTIAL SEX…IF YOU'RE SMART, YOU'LL HAVE IT

25. RACISM IS SIMPLY RUCKING FIDICULOUS

26. SKINHEADS….(Shaking my Head full of HAIR)

27. IF I WANT TO KILL MYSELF.....LET ME!

Yep, been there, wanted to do that.
I was as depressed as ever, thought of various ways and test drove a few.
And ya know what?
It was MY choice.
That's right.
It was MY life and I had the right to do with it
WHATEVER I CHOSE.

Yes, I realize that it would have affected my loved ones.
But its still MY CHOICE.
No one else lives MY life.

And here's the kicker......my loved ones' actually called the authorities on me.
BIG MISTAKE.
A. Its none of the authorities business.
B. Its MY life and will do as I please.
C. Getting the cops involved only makes matters worse. It pisses the suicidee off.

"But suicide is a selfish act!"

Are you sure?

If I am considering suicide, that probably suggests that I am extremely depressed
and ready to put an end to my life.
However, my loved ones naturally don't want me to go.
So I ask this......Does that mean that my relatives want me to stick around regardless
of my hurt and pain?
If so, then I'd say that's pretty damn
selfish of THEM.
They want me to stay so that THEY won't hurt.

"But you may get better! Things may become better for you if you give it a chance!"

Perhaps, but that is for ME to choose.
So lay off, let me do as I wish, and year later on the anniversary of my death....
PARTY!!!!!!!

28. THINK B4 YOU SPEAK

29. VEGETARIANS...THEY WON'T KILL AN ANIMAL,
BUT THEY WILL A PLANT?

30. VIOLENT TV

31. VOTING IS A WASTE OF TIME

32. WOMEN R HOMEMAKERS/MEN AT WORK

33. I OWN THE ROAD...EVERYONE ELSE DRIVES LIKE SH*T

34. PEER PRESSURE......WHAT PRESURE?


35. BULLYING THE SCHOOL BULLY


36. PEOPLE STARVING FOR ATTENTION


37. "PORNOGRAPHY IS IMMORAL!!!!!.....
.....honey, wanna do IT tonight?"

"Mommy, where do babies come from?"

1. The stork
2. God
3. Santa Clause
4. McDonald's
or.....
5. SEX, SCREWING, MAKING LOVE, FUCKING, HUMPING, ONE NIGHT STANDS.....
Call it whatever you want, it all means the same....people like to get naked with other people and mosh bodies.
This moshing generally includes various body parts in various acts and positions, and it all feels REAL good.
Now, part of that 'real good' is VIEWING your partner's body because you find it sexy, romantic, sensual, erotic, etc. and wish to look at it as you pleasure it and be pleasured.

So, let's say that we have a straight male. That means that he is attracted to the OPPOSITE SEX...or FEMALES.
Notice the plural in 'FEMALES'
This suggests that he finds femaleS pretty, sexy, desirable, etc.
It also suggests that at some point(s), he will probably have a girlfriend, lover or wife with whom he will not only spend some or most of his life with, but he will, in all likelihood,
have SEX with them.
KEEP FOLLOWING ME.........

At this point, we have established that this straight male is attracted to females, desires to have sex with females, and will eventually settle down with a female.

So, what does this have to do with PORNOGRAPHY?????
Well, MOST of us enjoy sex because its exciting, feels great, and a thousand other adjectives. I think its also safe to say that most of those who have had sex have had it with more than ONE person. With that said, it's safe to assume that you found several members of your preference attractive, sexy, etc.
You enjoyed viewing their bodies, pleasuring them, being pleasured, trying new things, exploring, etc.
In fact, there were probably a few, if not several times, when you were alone and horny and searched the house for anything viewable that was sexy, whether it was a picture, magazine, TV program, Movie, etc.

Let's sum this up:
1. Sex is wonderful
2. We love having sex
3. We get horny and desire sex
4. You probably have had more than one partner
5. Sex generally includes the viewing of your partner's naked body which is a turn on
6.  It is possible that we will become horny when alone or when our partner is not horny

With all that agreed on, allow me to share a definition with you that I was able to borrow from our friend, WEBSTER:

PORNOGRAPHY:
*Writings, Pictures, etc intended primarily to arouse sexual desire*

Let me make sure I have this right.....
1. We enjoy sex
2. We enjoy being aroused
3. We enjoy viewing images which arouse us whether its the person with us or pictures of our preference

So then, where is the problem?
Where is the immorality?
It sounds rather natural to me.

That's putting it into perspective.
Now, here's the ridiculous and superficial reality of it.....

From an early age, our society was taught that sex was 'dirty'.
We referred to our body parts as 'private parts'.
"The stork brought home the baby"
Discussing sex was immoral and inappropriate!
Viewing sex was a sin!!!!! It meant you were a sicko, a pervert, etc.
Our parents said it, our teachers said it, and our churches said it.
(Makes ya wonder how in the hell there is such an over population)

Therefore, since sex is such a dirty and terrible thing, you can imagine the punishment for desiring to VIEW it.

ITS SEX, PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!
Its the desire to view people sharing their bodies with each other, and you desire it because sex is something
YOU ENJOY DOING!!!!!!!

I don't see the problem.
Why is having sex acceptable but viewing it is IMMORAL, DIRTY AND PERVERTED?
Wouldn't you think it would be the other way around?
Afterall, if VIEWING it is so bad, then god forbid you should actually
DO IT!

So, for all you porn hating, anti-sex freaks out there (such as my Ex).....
OPEN YOUR EYES!
38. MARRIAGE & INCLUDED BS

39. PAIN DON'T HURT
Its true....pain is only Pressure and fear of injury.

40. FALLING IN LOVE
Its the most important thing to me....finding my TRUE LOVE.
Yes, I am being serious.
I thought I had found true love with my former marriage.
Oops.
I then thought I had found it w/ Nina.
I still do.

The point is that I do believe in true love, whether through close friendship, dating or
at first sight.
Problem is.......holding such importance in finding true love can cause huge amounts of depression.
You find yourself dwelling on it and seeking it all the time, and that cause you to lose sight
of things happening around you.

And then there are those things that your loved ones tend to tell you which tend to irritate you
regardless if they're true:
1. You're such a special person.....you'll find that special someone, just be patient.
2. True love happens when you least expect it....so stop looking.
3. Focus on YOURSELF....and everything else will fall into place.
4. You have so much to offer...you'll find someone who will appreciate that.

Now, for those of you who have heard some of that stuff, ask yourself this.....
How many of the people who told you that stuff HAD THEIR OWN SIGNIF OTHER????
You may find that MOST, if not ALL, of them HAVE a special someone.

HMMMMMMM


41. PROMISES
In a nutshell, DON'T MAKE 'EM.
They will only screw you down the line.
Of course, that only corresponds to those who take promises as seriously as I do, and some
of us make 'promises' all the time, but if you're anything like me, you value a promise as
something SACRED, something you make because you value your stance, your word as strong
as you possibly can.

During my former marriage, making promises came easily for me because of the love I had for my (Ex)Wife.
I would have done just about anything for her, regardless if my promises led to problems for ME.
She was worth EVERYTHING to me, so if a situation arose where she wanted my promise, then I was
HAPPY to promise her.
HOWEVER, promises have a tendency to get broken due to circumstances OUT OF YOUR CONTROL.
Now, if you're lucky, your mate will be understanding and ackowledge your loving and positive intentions,
therefore forgiving the shortcomings of your sincere promises.
Unfortunately, it doesn't always happen that way, and when it doesn't, the results can be
DEVASTATING.

Therefore, my suggestion is to
AVOID EVER MAKING ANY PROMISES.

These days, whenever someone asks me.....
"Do you promise?!"

I respond....."HELL NO! I NEVER make promises. I used to married!"

One other thing.........

1 1/2 years after my Ex Wife, I found myself in a relationship w/ another gal.
And while I was honest from day one, SHE made various promises to me about staying w/ me,
waiting for me for when I was ready to give her committment.
She had a past of manipulating and dumping her boyfriends, yet she PROMISED me that it
wouldn't happen with ME.
Well, despite my own view of promises, I found myself believing her.
I was a FOOL.

42. MY EX-BITCH...er.....WIFE

Can ya tell I am so fond of the women?

Well, if you read #47 then you have somewhat of an idea of the wench I was married to.
But here is the brief history of time in which I spent with her.
YOU decide if she's the saint she claimed to be.....
or the Satantic Saber-toother Crotch Crickett I feel see.

1989....we become a couple. It had its turbulent moments, but all in all it was great.
We were in love.
1991....I move 2 hours away....VERY traumatic time having to leave her.
1992.....we get engaged, move in together.
1993......we get married. We have our ups and downs. We supposedly work them out.
1997-1998....intimacy has gone out the window; romance follows. I try every avenue with her
to bring it all back.....to no avail. She practically considers sex a sin. I then become badly depressed
and make some poor decisions. NO, I didn't cheat on her. I was crazy about her.
1998....she reacted very badly to my actions and kicks me out. BUT, before she kicked me out,
here is a few of the things she put me/us through:



What's YOUR freakin opinion?!?!?!?

Freak my public message boardage

HERE'S WHAT YOU THINK

YOU BASTARD!!!
I'M LOGGING OFF AND GRABBING THE SHOTGUN!!!!!!


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