FLATULENCE
What?!
Sorry………..FARTS.
"A minor explosion b/t the legs"
Minor? Says who?
What if that fart turn out to be creamin' in your shorts?
"That's disgusting!"
It can be, yes, but it's also as normal as breathing. But we sure as hell don't treat it that way. Why not? Why is a fart considered 'rude' or 'gross'?
"Because they smell!"
Well, so does my breath, but I guarantee your reaction to my bad breath will create a much different reaction.
So what is it with farts that make them both rude and funny?
That, of course, is directly related to the particular crowd you're hanging with at the time of the smelly, but in any case, farts are pretty embarrassing.
Why?
What's more embarrassing, blowin' a fart or holding it in so that it becomes MORE than a fart?
"So just hold it in until you get to the bathroom!"
Easier said than done.
What happens if you're driving for awhile with your date and you MUST fart.
There is no way you're gonna let loose in that car. Farting in cars is a major taboo. You're date would rather open the door and jump out at 85 mph than to sit in the realm of a fart.
Therefore, don't take your date to a Mexican Restaurant?
Maybe clean your ass out as much as possible before the date?
Won't matter.
Farts have a way of knowing when they're not wanted…..but showing up anyway.
Therefore, let's take a look at a few times when a fart is both okay, and when it's most likely to commit a crime.
*FARTING WITH THE GUYS
*FARTING WITH THE GALS
*FARTING AT WORK
*THE FARTER'S GUIDE TO STIFLING
*EXCUSES
*WHEN A FART ISN'T A
FART
FART IN
FILM