"Oh great, we have Kunoige!"
There was this guy on Bastard!! who talked like Kuno, but that's okay cause I like Kuno-chan!

"Why is it that whenever I think I am finally going to get to see something, their leg is in the way?"
Kourin-chan, showing my true perverse nature. But it's true!

"I'm a lesbian in a male body."
Andrew, from gym...I still have no idea what prompted this.

"DAAAAA is not a quote."
My bro again. And yes it is.

"If true happiness can only be achieved through a state of nothingness, you're going down the right path."
Angelfire 404, okay not me or my friends but i wanted to put it here, okay?

"Great, now you've done it. You've broken the internet. Way to go!"
Another Angelfire 404

"You're having a Double Whopper? Yuck, I can feel
my arteries clogging!"
My cousing Jessica...nothing wrong with double whoppers when yer hungary...

"There is nothing scarier than hearing a panda laugh evilly."
Kourin-chan

"I think we should just let the dead people sing. They have the best voices."
When I got my Fushigi Yuugi Character Singles cd, Nuriko and Chiriko had died, and I really liked their songs.

"Yes, I
do like to make up words, thanks for asking."
Well, I do.

"Haha, I got laid!"
Betty, who does my hair...umm...don't ask

"I think my favourite part of Gai-jin is where the shishi talk about how badly the Britts fuck and how their big "equipment" is wasted. They go on for like 3 pages!"
Me, and it's true. Read the book

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to kill you...sooner than planned."
god, and no she wasn't talking about me

"Dude, you stole my balls!"
Dustin, refering to his necklace

"Can we leave my genitals out of this please?"
My cousin Jessica...what can I say, she's strange

"Hahaha! You'll never figure out who this is! You'll never figure out that this is Manny!- Oh shit!"
Manny, who isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer

"Where are we going?"
"To pimp you."
"Really?"
god and me, on our way to lunch

"That's a nice shot of Aya's crotch."
And it was, too.


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