| Jokes |
| What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on. Why don't blind people like to sky dive? Because it scares the hell out of the dog. How do you double the value of a Lada? Fill it with petrol. What are the 3 words you dread the most while making love? Honey, i'm home. What did the elephant say to the naked man? It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it? How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. The hardest part is getting them into the the bulb. How do the little boy's at Michael Jackson's ranch know when it is bed-time? When the big hand touches the little hand. |