| "Filthy, Stinking Rich.....Well 2 out of 3 ain't bad." "I started out with nothing and still have most of it left." "Wrinkled was not one of the things i wanted to be when i grew up." "A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well." "If we are what we eat then im easy, fast and cheap." "As long as there are examinations, there will be prayer in public schools." "You can't have everything, where would you put it?" "The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population." "The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first." "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people look bright until you hear them speak." "There are only 3 types of people - people who can count and people who can't." |
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