| Things That Bug Me |
| People that point to their wrists when asking for the time.I know where my watch is buddy...where the fuck is yours? Do i point at my crotch when i ask someone where the bathroom is? No. The pillsbury dough boy is way too happy..considering that he doesn't have a dick!!! People who are willing to get off their ass and search the entire room for a remote control because they refuse to walk to the damn TV and change the channels manually. When people say "It's always the last place you look." No shit, why the hell would you keep looking for it after you've found it?!?! When people say, while watching a movie, "Did you see that?" ..No dicknose, i payed �4 to come to the cinema and stare at the bloody ceiling. People who ask, "Can i ask you a question?" ...Didn't really give me a chance there, did ya buddy ? When something is new and improved. Which is it? If it is new then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, something must have been before it. |