b. You take my breath away
a. I feel like I'm suffocating

b. Twice a night
a. Twice a month

b. She says she loves the way I take control of a situation
a. She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac

b. Saturday night fever
a. Saturday night football

b. He makes me feel like a million dollars
a. If I had a pound for every stupid thing he's done...

b. Don't stop
a. Don't start

b. The sound of music
a. The sounds of silence

b. Is that all your having?
a. Maybe you should have just a salad, darling

b. Wheel of fortune
a. Jeopardy

b. It's like I'm living in a dream
a. It's like he lives in a dorm

b. Turbo-charged
a. Jump start

b. We agree on everything
a. Doesn't she have a mind of her own?

b. Feathers and handcuffs
a. Ball and chain

b. Idol
a. Idle

b. I love a woman with curves
a. I never said you were fat

b. He's completely lost without me
a. Why won't he ever ask for directions?

b. Time stood still
a. This relationship is going nowhere

b. Croissant and cappuccino
a. Bread roll and instant coffee

b. Blind
a. Nearsighted

b. You look so seductive in black
a. Your clothes are so depressing

b. Iambic pentameter
a. Blank verse

b. Oysters
a. Fishsticks

b. I can hardly believe we found each other
a. I can't believe I ended up with someone like you

b. Passion
a. Ration

b. Once upon a time
a. The end