Okay boys and girls, type in what you really think and push Nelsonize it to keep your cookies on the other board. The translator uses the Knealsukian Dictionary and it will also translate the numbers (in case you don't like typing.)
Try it!
Enter You are the biggest idiot I have ever talked to! Do you really not know a single thing about hockey. Your opinions have no value! you could not tell the difference between a puck and a basketball! Then Nelsonize it!
Or Enter 6 5. 1. Then Nelsonize it!

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Here is a numbered guide
1 Blow me
2 You may be right but you are still a jerk
3 Go fack yourself
4 My balls itch
5 Dickhead
6 You are full of shit
7 How did you get your head so firmly wedged up your ass?
8 You dont know jack shit