Once I climbed on top of McDonald's in my underwear. I played the tambourine while people ate their french fries. It was smashing fun!
My parents keep me locked in the attic. Damn it's so hot up there! When I was about 16 I discovered that this isn't normal (coz I snuck to my friend's house and he had his own room!). My parents told me that it's coz the mailman is allergic to me and if he sees me we won't get mail. Well I guess I can't argue there. I think that's why most people avoid me.
I like to listen to music and pretend I'm superman. People like it when I get in my cape and carry my boombox down to the stopsign to rescue lives.
IM username - Bratmonkie
ICQ number - 46190330
