The heights of Paul
and the girls:
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Paul
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5'9"
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Gina
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5'4"
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Stacy
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5'4"
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Kara
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5'4"
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Amy
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5'2"
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Leah
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5'5"
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Erin
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5'4"
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Kendall
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5'9"
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Abby
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5'6"
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Faith
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5'5"
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Wren
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5'3"
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Christy
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5'2"
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Regan
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5'7"
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Margot
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5'7"
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Hayley
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5'9"
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Jessica
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5'6
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Samantha
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5'7"
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Vivian
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5'9"
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Phoebe
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5'5"
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Jamie
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5'10"
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Zoë
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5'2"
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Aisling
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5'3"
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Leslie
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n/a
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Kendall was ruled out
as the wife in message
# 203. In that message
Nick stated, that he has
"other plans for her".
Dates of birth:
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Paul
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06-06-63
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Beth
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02-12-42
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David
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11-19-41
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Erin
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12-05-65
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Susan
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04-18-40
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Gina
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05-17-63
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Kendall
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02-23-62
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Stacy
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09-05-57
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Jenny
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04-30-62
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Amy
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03-19-63
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Trip
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03-31-63
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Christy
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05-01-63
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Wren
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08-21-62
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Actual fuckwit list*)
as stated by Nick
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lazyike
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—
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jonathan
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—
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*) Only nicknames who got nominated after July 1st, 2005.
(Certain complaint received!)
List of people we
hate (and why):
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Rod
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asshole #1
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Hayley
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slut #1, BMN
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Simon
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Christy's fiancé
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Victor
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he stole Kara
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Leslie
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didn't serve Paul
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List of girls, who
fans want to have
sex with Paul*):
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Wren
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Abby
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Jessica
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Samantha
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Zoë
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Regan
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*) So far, the HERB did not
deliver. Entries in
red
—
most wanted by page creator.
Air navigation
King Air 350 website
Evil Rat Bastard
hierarchy:
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TERB
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That
Evil
Rat
Bastard
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VERB
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Very
Evil
Rat
Bastard
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HERB
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Highly
Evil
Rat
Bastard
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KERB
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King of
Evil
Rat
Bastards
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...ERB
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t.b.a. in
late 2006!
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In
Nick's Forum
we went fishing for more informations about
the Summer Camp characters.
The informations listed below origin either from the
story or from statements Nick made in the forum.
Except for eventual mistakes (which I hopefully
avoided), this list can be considered canon.
I am listing only hard data, including those from be287's
story
Dealing with the Devil,
but no speculations.
FranzKafka79
Credits go to Phantom who was up to going on a
fishing trip with me all the time.
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Useful links:
www.behindthename.com
Where Nick researches names.
Shortcut to "The Pines"
Please feel free to submit
additional information!
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Kendall's full name is Kendall Lynn Payton.
Gina's full name is Gina Nicole Coulter.
Christy's full name is Christine Marie
Carmichael.
Wrens full name is Lorelei Wren Hilliard.
Susan, Beth, and Elizabeth Coulter all had their tubes
tied or a tubal ligation.
Kendall is not The Wife. (Message # 203)
Erin is not Aunt D. She also is not The Wife.
Kara is not Aunt D. She also is not The Wife.
Kara is the mother of The Twins and she is married to
Victor Adams.
They appear in "A
Golfer's Dream, Book 3" by TheCaddy.
This appearance Nick
declared as canon.
Leah is news woman at CNN and married to Mark Douglas
when Fidel dies.
Leah is an Aunt to Jana and Kyra Coulter-Adams, who are
twins.
Leah is not Aunt D.
(Technically, her status concerning The Wife so far
isn't confirmed.)
Fidel dies in June 2005, so it is not proven if/whom
Leah was married
at the time the prologues
take place (2002).
Leah appears in
Strickland's story "After Fidel".
This appearance Nick
declared as canon.
The Wife does not have any other children than Laurie,
Emily, and Susie.
Stacy is the mother of Sandy Goodwin and therefore not
The Wife.
Sandy appears in
"Stormy Monday" by Onagerian Surmise.
This appearance Nick
declared as canon.
Laurie, Emily, and Susie are biological children to
Paul and The Wife.
The kids' ages are unknown at the moment.
Susie is named after Susan.
The second name of Emily is Anne.
The second name of Susie is unknown.
The second name of Laurie won't tell anything, but
everything. :-)
Laurie is short for Lauren.
Paul is married to The Wife. He is a man and he's not
gay.
Paul is married for the first time when the prologues
take place.
Paul and The Wife are swinging in present.
They're swinging with Trip and Wren and other
couples.
Paul and Trip are founding partners of the
Company.
Trip and Wren are married, with Missy being their
child.
Trip and Wren also have a son, called Davis.
Trip has two younger brothers, Josh and Dale.
Trip's full name is Franklin Davis Whitman, III.
Trip's son's full name is Franklin Davis Whitman,
IV.
Trip's late mother's name is Melissa.
Elizabeth is not Aunt D since she has hot flashes in
the present.
Christy's father is an Admiral in the Navy
— currently
commander of an entire Carrier Battle Group.
Christy has four living brother's: Harry, James, Danny,
and Rich.
Harry is Lieutenant Commander and flies
F-4s/F-14s.
James flies helicopters — Navy — and he's
in Jacksonville.
Danny is in the Marine Corps, lives in Cherry Point, NC
and flies A-4s.
Rich is in the Navy too, but he's in Coronado, San
Diego, California.
The fifth brother, Laurence, was killed in a helicopter
accident.
Christy and Laurence had been very near.
Christy does several things like a rabbit. One of them
is eating.
She is engaged to Simon. Simon is not a rabbit.
According to Paul's assumption, another thing Christy
does like
a rabbit is
fucking.
According to Wren Simon is a loser.
According to Wren we won't like him, but we haven't met
him, yet.
According to Nick Simon is a nice young man.
According to Christy Simon studies history and they
love each other.
According to Christy the Admiral likes only military
people.
According to Christy the Admiral is the head of the
Carmichael family.
According to Christy her mother is the neck turning the
head.
Christy's mother's name is not Emily.
Wren has very nice tits (according to her main
picture).
Wren has — according to Nick — "damned nice
tits."
Wren has no siblings.
Wren and Christy used to have sex with each other,
sometimes.
Wren denied, that it happened in the dorm.
Wren's parents have a condo in Florida, in Destin, at
the Panhandle.
Wren's major is Public Relations, Art History is her
minor.
Paul's Grandparents lived (are living?) in Gainesville,
Florida.
The company's plane is a Beechcraft King Air 350.
Link
The company's plane can take 10 passengers.
The company's plane can take (if needed badly) maximal
13 (incl. crew) (sic!)
The company has two other active partners, Drake and
Austin.
Bob Drake is a landscape architect and Alex Austin is
civil engineer.
A Taiwanese businessman is the fifth (silent) partner
of the company.
Nathan Wei talked with Paul about funeral
arrangements.
Nathan Wei talked with Paul about items left to
Paul.
Nathan Wei talked with Paul about something Paul will
be responsible
for taking care of.
Paul's room-mate Karl was arrested for selling
cocaine.
It is presumed (but not proven) that Karl stole Gina's
watch.
Susan's friends in California aren't the
Carmichaels.
Susan and Jack introduced Beth and David to
swinging
while they were stationed
together in Lemoore, CA.
Paul and Erin were already born when the
Hughes/Macleans started swinging.
Paul was born in San Diego 1963.
Christy lived in San Diego in 1980.
Paul lived also in Lemoore, CA, Bremerton, WA, and
Pearl City, HI.
According to herself Kendall used cocaine twice.
The night she and Paul spent with Felicia she used it
for the second time.
The first time Kendall got stoned was during the Big
Mistake Night.
It is unkown when Gina used cocaine the first
time.
It is unkown how frequently Gina used cocaine.
It is proven that Gina used cocaine in Vermont.
It is assumed that Gina snored also at Regan's party
and in the sexshop.
It is proven that she went "freshen make-up" several
times.
It is unknown, who brought the cocaine into the Hilton
in the Damned Night.
Gina and Regan change to UCLA in the fall after the end
of SC 3.
Kendall said (sic!), that Big Mistake Guy was named
Wes.
Hayley-slut was one of the girls involved in Kendall's
Big Mistake guy night.
Rod lives on Bermuda today, with his (fifth?) wife.
Leslie is a character who appeared only during the
Damned Night, so far.
Aisling is Siobhan's daughter.
Zoë is Aisling's roommate.
The Coulter Pine (or Big Cone Pine) origins in Southern
California.
The date at the end of Chapter 18 might be Tuesday,
December 15, 1981
The date wasn't confirmed;
it results from comparing
the story timeline with a calendar.
The date at the end of Chapter 30 is the night of June
28/29, 1982.
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