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| WELCOME EARTH FUCKS! TO JACK BUSCH'S INFINITI GALACTICA! IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST VISIT, DON'T WORRY THIS WILL PROBABLY BE TOO MUCH FOR YOUR FEEBLE HUMAN MIND TO FATHOM! SO COME BACK FOR ANOTHER VISIT IF YOUR FRIED EGG OF A BRAIN HAS ENOUGH YOLK LEFT IN IT TO FACE JACK BUSCH'S INFINITI GALACTICA AGAIN! SEE YOU AGAIN? HA! DOUBT IT! |
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| WHAT IS JACK BUSCH'S INFINITI GALACTICA? | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| JACK BUSCH'S INFINITI GALACTICA IS SO FUCKING BAD ASS THAT IT CAN ONLY BE UNDERSTOOD IN SPACE! | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| I WOULD TRY TO EXPLAIN JACK BUSCH'S INFINITI GALACTICA BUT YOUR PUNY FUCKING SKULL PROBABLY CANT' CONTAIN THE AWESOME-ITUDE* THAT IS JACK BUSCH'S INFINITI GALACTICA | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| JACK BUSCH'S INFINITI GALACTICA WAS CREATED BY SCIENTISTS AND ENGINEERS FROM THE FUTURE. JACK BUSCH COULD HAVE CREATED IT HIMSELF BUT HE IS TOO FUCKING POWERFUL AND RICH TO WASTE HIS TIME ON SHIT LIKE BUILDING JACK BUSCH'S INFINITI GALACTICA | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| DO YOU THINK YOUR BLOWN MIND CAN HANDLE MORE OF THIS SHIT? THEN TRY TO MUSTER UP ALL THE PUNY ASS HUMAN STRENGTH YOU HAVE AND CLICK THE SPACESHIP!** | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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| * AWESOME-ITUDE IS ONE OF THE MANY WORDS THAT JACK BUSCH'S INFINITI GALACTICA HAS CREATED BECAUSE YOUR EARTHLY WORDS ARE TOO PATHETIC TO DESCRIBE THE MIGHT-TASTICNESS OF JACK BUSCH'S INFINITI GALACTICA | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| ** THE SPACE SHIP THAT WAS GOING TO BE USED AS A LINK FOR THE NEXT PART HAD TO BE DELETED BECAUSE IT WAS TOO BADASS-TICAL AND IT CRASHED THE SERVER. A STEALTH FIGHTER HAS BEEN USED IN ITS PLACE BECAUSE ITS THE COOLEST AIRCRAFT THAT YOUR MAGGOTPUSSY MIND CAN HANDLE | ||||||||||||||||||||||