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| Lieutenant Sqander Fleen is Rabbitland's most respected historian/clog dancer. His book 'Ramifications of Fourteenth Century Clog Dancing' has become a standard for all students in the art of combative clog dancing. Born once, he lives now in, with his wife, Geena, and lectures on random bellowing at the Institute of Swellings and Grazes. |
| Professor L'hntnal Faculties was, before the incident, the single most influential figure in the field of vole tormenting. His record in historical research and analysis is second to none. Or some, depending on who you believe. He enjoys hiding, and has written a study. |
| Neep Colendular has always worked at the cutting edge of academia. His previous projects include the attempted construction of a functioning interstellar space craft out of lice and the training of soil to corroborate his theory that the technique was used in pre-donkey civilisations.Recently awarded the Tony Wellfick Vindicated Lunatic-Fringe Historian award. |
| Right Doctor Theloniius Squince was recently locked in a box in the storage area of RabbitLand Frank Blurge University. No one heard him calling and he had to resort to scratching a hole in the box. He was scratching for days... scratching and scratching and scratching.... scratching till his paws bled... just scratching.... scratching.... scra..... s..... Sorry, what was it you wanted me to write again? Pardon?.... |