| HISTORY 4 |
| Thoonquah Haint - a name that rings the big shiny bell of wow-history. In fact a name (and accompanying man-flesh) that actually DID ring The Big Shiny Bell Of Wow-History (1)! And it was to the thundering great dawn-clank of the Wow-History Bell that history unrolled itself majestically one morning in modern times, as if history ITSELF were unrolling majestically (which of course it was, if this long-winded analogy type thing is to be believed). As the sun pierced the clouded sky like a shard of purest light (which, of course, it was - sorry, there I go again...) and shone-ness happened nicely, Sperm, perhaps one of the greatest of all the rabbits there ever was, EVER (ok?), somehow pushed up a fader with one micronic rabbit paw and the first strangled-crikey-pop of 'It's alright Sperm' worried a nation forever. Pop music was born and myxamitosis passed into the busy-nether-regions of fashion as Rabbits found comething better to do - DANCE! Jumping on the band-wagon became fashionable as Frank Blurge established himself firmly as Rabbitland's premier musical chanteuse, plagiarising none other than HIMSELF an astonishing 463 million times! Whilst Sperm continued to push the boundaries of music, film and being very small, Rabbitland gourged itself (if you will) (because I certainly will if you won't) (ok forget it) on it's new found culture of throw-away pop, hurl-away film and the positively-stick-it-in-a-fucking-rocket-and-blast-it-out-of-my-sight-for-the-sake-of-Towser-himself... sorry I've completely forgotten what I was going to say. (1) The Big Shiny Bell of Wow-History is now fully restored and stored carefully in a barrel of fear orbiting the planet at a speed of approximately. |
| POP - Really Modern Rabbitland. by The Right Doctor Theloniius Squince (SPONT, ALAK, MITOOSH, PANK) |
| Where now for Rabbitland? |
| Well that's a good question, and one that I shall attempt to answer accurately. Firstly I would imagine that things will all be weird and space age, probably a bit like Ikea, and I also expect that Rabbits will be flying around in hover cars or something, possibly. It seems likely that medicine will be better and Rabbits will live a lot longer, up to 1000 years in some cases possibly, I guess. Maybe. I also would imagine that music will be weird and space age, as if it was made with advanced computers that are melded with the minds of Rabbit musicians using a kind of strange coloured light ray, possibly. Hmmm... maybe trees will have evolved into sentient beings, no probably not on second thoughts. But maybe fish will? I don't know... What else? Well, fast food might get a bit faster... OH YEAH - food will be available as PILLS and shoes will become a thing of the past because of the hover cars, maybe, and Rabbitkind will harness the very power of LIGHT and use that to make their hover cars go. And there might be robots walking.. no, wait! HOVERING around, ha ha, and shops will BEAM the things into your house, that is if houses are still alive in those days and, and, and..... |
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