| HISTORY |
| Pre-Coherent Rabbitland by Professor L'hntnal Faculties (Ropey) |
| Our only evidence for this is small fragment of nostril. From this singular find scientists have been able to piece together an astonishing - sorry - I mean amazing - God, I'm such an imbecile. Sorry. Yes. Able to piece together an AMAZING picture of the world at that time and the early rabbits who survived here. There. Early rabbit, let's call our specimen Roovoovula... No, call him Chaim. No, Roovoovula was better, let's stick to that. Stay with it, L'hntnal. Er... Our specimen would have had brown fur. But that's irrelevant. His life would have been tough. Really tough. Well, pretty tricky at any rate. The world then was populated with dangers for our early rabbit. Some of them astonishing ones. And the world was entirely brown - did I mention that? |
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| He lived in groups of about five. Maybe seven. No, five, let's say five. Did I mention the brownth? No, breath, calm down, L'hntnal... He would have been astonishingly. When was this? Well, according to finds it was. Are we getting there? Oh God, I'm sorry. I'm such a cretin, I really am. Phew! He was brown... No, I'm sorry, I'm really not going to be able to finish this. |
| An astonishing length of time ago. In fact, an attempt by the government to regulate astonishment in 1963 ran into trouble when it was established that they had no jurisdiction over past lengths of time such as the one in question. So, anyway: this particular astonishing length of time ago the world was in the grip of a really astonishing age. The Age of Astonishment... No, sorry, the age of Pre-Coherency. |
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| Our rabbit's one advantage over all the other species that roamed the enormous brown lengths of the astonishing-length-of-time-ago world was that his fur camouflaged him against the brownth. Phew! |
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