| Behind Closed Doors... |
| The Stuff He Doesn't Want You To Know |
| As far as we know, Frankie doesn't actually do these things, it's just for laughs. |
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| Be ashamed Frankie, be ashamed |
| Frankie jumping around on his bed playing the air banjo. Frankie standing in the mirror and flipping his lip inside out, so it looks like he actually has an upper lip (he looks hott without it though). Frankie turning on the song that goes "Everybody's free to feel good! Feel good!" to do his sit-ups to. Frankie getting a job at the mall to be one of Santa's elves, but one of the kids thinks he's a real elf, so Frankie cries, but Santa tells him to sit on his lap and gives him a candy cane so Frankie's all better now. Frankie getting his very own answering machine, so he has to spend hours making the perfect message and he finally decides on this "Hello, my name's Bob, I'm Frankie's answering machine. Just tell me your name and number and Frankie shall call you back. Thanks and have a nice day," but of course Frankie uses a voice changer so he sounds like a machine. Frankie throwing away all of his horizontally stripped shirts when he heard they made people look fat, I mean...he's gotta watch his figure! Frankie staying home to watch the Discovery Channel Dinosaurs Special on a Saturday night and skipping a party Frankie driving around in his sports car, top down, with his shades, and his speakers bumpin' to Holla Back tryin to be ghetto as he drives through the Bronx Frankie going back and changing his answering machine, not because he realized its dumb, but because he wants to spice things up a bit and make his voice echo too. Frankie dressing up like a girl for Halloween, but putting on the dress and heels every once in a while for a "laugh" Frankie driving around the Bronx looking for J-Lo's old house, hoping he might catch her Frankie at the corner with the guys from his block who are true-blue kids from the Bronx, and Frankie tryin to 'chill wit dem' and 'holla at dem gurlz dat be walkin by' Frankie singing his version of Jenny From The Block while jumping on his bed "I'm still, I'm still Frankie from the block, used to have a little now i have a little, no matter where I go I know where I came from (From The Bronx!) Frankie at his gymnastics class with his little spandex outfit on (I think thats all we need to say with that one) Frankie rollin' around on the floor play wrestling with his dog Max and barking and chasing him around on all fours (how cute....) Frankie walking around on a cell phone and saying "Can you hear me? How bout now?" thinking he's just as funny as the Verizon commercials Know something Frankie does behind closed doors? Tell Us. Please put Behind Closed Doors as the subject! |
| Couldn't you just see... |