Please put Commercial as the subject!
Man: What seems to be the problem here?
Dani: I told her to grab a tank of gas and a comb.
Nicole: I heard grab Frankie's ass and bring him home.
Man: I know what's wrong here. Static. Here, use this, it's static free.
Nicole: Ok, but can I keep Frankie too?
Man: Sure Ma'am. I would.
*Frankie backs away scared*
Frankie: I-I-I don't know what happened. I-I-I just forgot to put them on. I was just thinking about the audience. I mean, someone should have told me I wasn't wearing any pants.
Strange Voice: Forgetting to get dressed...another side effect of hunger. SNICKERS, don't let this happen to you.