When Meeting Frankie
Jump around in a tube top (it's distasteful)
Write his name all over your clothes (unless you want to be a teenie.....)
Ask him if he's gay (after too many times of being asked...he'll question it himself)
Throw yourself at him (he doesn't like easy girls, he likes OUTGOING girls)
Ask him to touch certain parts of his body (that's just not cool)
Point out his flaws (it's hurtful)
Point out the acne issues (c'mon have a heart)
Make obscene gestures, comments, or posters (it's tacky and girls will be laughing at you)
Cut in the meet n greet line (unless you have a death wish)
Bring your boyfriend (it's just dumb...)
Forget to shower!! (B.O. does not smell like roses)
Hold up your posters at concerts (it blocks the viewing for others and you may be smacked)
Forget to wear deodorant (pit stains are NOT attractive...)
Ask him if you're fat or if your butt looks big in those pants (don't make him lie...)
Give him your hotel room key (he is NOT going to come)
Ask him out (he's not going to say yes...and you'll wind up crying)
Fake an injury to meet him (he could find out, and he'd be upset that you lied)
Scream in his ear when he hugs you (he has to have his hearing for other fans...)
Be annoying (vague but self-explanitory)
Yell something dirty at a meet n greet (his mom will be close by)
Forget to blow your nose (he'll be sitting below you looking up)
Make up a F-R-A-N-K-I-E cheer (it may be cute, but in the long run you look like a dork)
Ask him if he's still friends with Chris (it's his personal life, leave him alone)
Tell him he resembles an animal (ouch!)
Bring up the lawsuit, or yell at him for not being in DS still (get over it!)
Ask for some of his drink if you're thirsty (he doesn't want your spit)
Hold up the meet n greet line (it'll get fans pretty mad)
Freak out and scream in his face (be calm, practice some breathing techniques)
Stick your tongue in his mouth (he'll be turned off by it)
Forget to brush your teeth (halitosis is a killer!!)
Have your underwear hanging out of your pants (you'll look like a fool)
Forget to tie your shoes (don't want trip now)
Ask him for a bite of his food (he needs the weight!)
Spill any drinks on him (it's happened before, he was nice, but still)
Wear colored underwear with white pants (seriously...are you that dumb!)
Forget to have your friends check you (i.e. food in your teeth, tape stuck to your butt lol)
Do something embarassing while you're waiting for him in the meet n greet line (you never know when he's going to get there, and if he might be right behind you....)
Propose marriage (he may have to call security, and he will definitely be scared of you)
Forget to wash your hands after any bathroom trips during the wait in line (that's just nasty)
Ask him if he wears boxers or briefs (he's been asked a lot and we all know it's boxers)
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