Damned if U Do, Damned if U Don't

Gettin to be that age

I see my friends settin' down

My folks don't give me no headache

Just others see me single and frown

Maybe I'm lit' lonely, uh huh

but no one's worth my freedom yet

Maybe he will find me, mm hmm

but I'm not placing any bets

I see too many tied to vows

take on problems now for two

Dreams just seem to fade somehow

No compromise pleases you

Damned if U Do, Damned if U Don't

(damned if I do, damn I just won't)

"Fat free and good for you"

On the back there's that the print

Jogging a mile or two

keeps your ticker strong, but your knees on the brink

Lately I'm worried, uh huh

Will I live to 88?

Maybe I'm unhealthy, oh no

I'd rather let heaven wait a little longer

Then you have Dave

careful day to day He died at 28

You cannot control fate

White lies just to see that smile

I die a little everytime

But the naked truth's so vile

Oh Lord, I can't tell sometimes